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Exceeding 140 characters on Twitter
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Your mom won't come down to your "basement apartment" will she? Jk
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Want your hair!!!
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The only pic us "non friend" peasants are allowed to view... The main pic!
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Lmao.... Unicycle
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Spot me?
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That car from the "zoom zoom" commercials
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Stealing dictionaries
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Punched a kid who called him "that guy from Twilight"
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Mirror mirror on the wall
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Clean up on aisle 2!
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Buy a vest, get the pants free! Jk
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Exotic
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Don't drop soap!
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Party pooper
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If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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Your skin feels dry... Here is some lotion
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She was missing a head.
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Oops... Fixed my settings. Well, that was a big fail!
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...you call me big poppa
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Clerk at Hollister
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#3... Genius Halloween costume!
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#2... I'm glad you don't have a handicap accessible bathroom! :blushing:
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Shoplifting at the mall
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Used my razor (again) to clean up his beard.
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Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition model
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You wake up thinking you are late for work only to realize it is the weekend and you can sink back into the bed! Best. Feeling. Ever!
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Love it!!! She used her SHIRT to clean our glasses! Her SHIRT!
