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It made sense to stay home before I finished my education... Now that I am almost finished with my 3rd college degree, it wouldn't make sense (financially) to stay home. I make too much money (not bragging). I was fortunate enough to stay home at least a year with each of my kids, though, and wouldn't change that for…
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You'll all be dammed! :laugh:
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Dog collar
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^this exactly
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I'm going to start charging you if this keeps happening!
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Youngest 25, oldest 50... I'm 32
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He insisted we go to the strip club for our anniversary. I told him I had 2 days left of vacation!
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I realize I'm out of toilet paper AFTER I've poo'd
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Ball pit
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He kept trying to put a diaper on me... "Not for another 50 years," I told him but he just wouldn't listen. He said he had "mad diaper skills" and didn't want to get rusty.
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Pray to God I brought a toothbrush.
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I'd stay just to ask him if he enjoyed his view of @lexcoulstring
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He gave me exLax and told me it was chocolate!
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Dance! Let's show them our moves, girl!
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Is that your leg or are you just happy to see me?
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The salon staff was on a first name basis with him... He spent more time grooming his manscape and not enough time exploring my landscape if ya know what I mean
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He was the selfie king. I got tired of wearing my "I'm with the Selfie King" tshirt... It started to smell
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We couldn't agree on who was the better Spongebob sidekick... Patrick or Squidward?
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Kindergarten teacher
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Yes cute everything
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Play beer pong
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Picks for his guitar.
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When I find money in an old coat pocket
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Yes lol
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Superbad
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I bleed Crimson.
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Ride horses
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Happy Birthday person I don't know. :drinker:
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Gorgeous woman but I only like men! I'm sure many men on here would foam at the mouth for you though!
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Sweat band
