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Hot pockets
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Be still my heart... You even spelled espresso correctly. And in return I will provide you with one of my made from scratch Buttermilk biscuits... Oh wait, that's Hardee's.
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Chastity/Chaz Bono because I don't know if you are make or female and I'm trying to cover all bases.
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I can't feel my legs! Get ready for the DOMS
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Suspenders pic
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A dancer... Not a break dancer but one of those hot guys who can do the salsa, mambo, and other sexy dances.
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A churro
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A mob hitman
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Someone has stinky
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Stay if everyone is legal! :wink:
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Ocean diver
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Can you see me now?
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Pi times 2.88
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Friday get tipsy Malibu Rum drink tonight Regrets in morning
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Lmaooooooo. Yeah that would do it! His "manscape" routine was taking too long
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Here's a pack of ice... The marks on your wrists should go away soon
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Thought my thong was a jock strap
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I like my eggs like you were last night... Over easy.
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This is MFP... You need a hot body laying on that hood!
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Hated their porn collection... Who still uses VHS?!?
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Ditto!
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That guy better have left our $ on the nighstand! Let's get dressed and hit Sbux.
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Stay so I could figure out what your profile pic is... Small phone screen!
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Want some coffee?
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Good morning sunshine
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Humpty Dance by Digital Underground
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Breaking out of Folsom prison
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Unfortunate Pilates accident involving her trainer and a broom handle
