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1. yoga/ pilates ( i watched a pilates class and got the giggles. im sure theyd kick me out. im entirely too silly for all that zen baloney) 2. spinning.
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i'm a nurse. it's par for the course. (that's my story and i'm sticking to it)
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the pig's penis has a corkscrew tip; the rhino's is two feet long; and the porcupine's when erect, can shoot a seven-foot stream of pee. imagine if genetic cloning engineers combined all these penile traits into the world's greatest penis. it'd be the swiss army knife of penises!
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its not the size if the wand... its the magic in it.
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20% of all adults in the U.S. have had a cockroach crawl into their inner ear canal. (they enter while you sleep) sweet dreams. youre welcome.
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the smallest erect human penis on record was one centimeter long.
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'82 Nissan Sentra Hatchback. Red. Her name was Trudy. i bought it not knowing how to drive a 5-speed. my best friend drove me around in my "new" car til i learned how to drive it myself. =)
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refill the toilet paper roll so the next sheet comes OVER THE TOP!!!
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if so... that makes you and me both. the two of us, we're undateably gross, according to Michael Shnayerson. i consider it all part of my charm.
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Ketchup on eggs. then one day at the salon i came across this article. it not only explains why im weird.... but also why im single. *laughs* its second only to chronic lateness. wow. im repulsive. =) The Dirty Dozen: 12 Relationship Red Flags! by Michael Shnayerson "He's smart. Sexy. Fun. Sweet. The total package. But…
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B&J: Coffee Heath Bar Crunch. I wish Godiva would bring back their Cocolate Cheesecake Ice Cream. That was my fav for a long time.
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Sweet Rhinoceros Horn! ( i wouldnt normally ask, but) is it real?
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Spinach pies Broiled scallops Beets Pizza with mushrooms & black olives Liverwurst on pumpernickle bread That said my mother was a terrible cook and I was a VERY picky eater. One of those kids who didn't like their food to touch. God bless the Heinz family. Ketchup served as both a flavor enhancer as well as lubricant so I…
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neither A or B. C. Morse Code.
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duck feet swim fins, burlap sack and a viking helmet i like to be comfortable when i sleep.
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cattle prod? =)
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one of my favorite shows as a kid was "the new zoo review". i saw a snippet as an adult and i wanted to hang myself. how my mother sat through that is beyond me. take a peek, im sure youll begin to appreciate the power rangers.
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me so cray-zay.
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Everyone likes to cuddle... ... but no one should have to cuddle with Hitler ... so why not join a party? oh yes, there is such a thing. google it. here are the rules: These are the absolutely essential, tried and true rules for Cuddle Parties: 1. Pajamas stay on the whole time. 2. No SEX. (Yep, you read that right.) 3a.…
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LMAO!!! Or men without a nice smile.
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Pierce Brosnan. ever since his "Remington Steele" days... and i was 10. *girlish sigh* hottest older man crush of all-time Cary Grant when i was in pre-school i had a mad crush on Tony Orlando from the "Tony Orlando and Dawn Show" used to say i was gonna marry him when i grew up... and at 68, hes still not too bad. =)
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HAHAHAAA! the nicest thing about my boobs. when i take my bra off i look 10 years younger. they DROP and pull the wrinkles right out of my face.
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Mickey and Minnie are in divorce court. The judge says to Mickey, " Im sorry, you cant divorce Minnie because shes crazy." Mickey argues, " I never said she was crazy. I said she was F'ing Goofy!!".
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yep- i tip my stylist and the shampoo girl. they massage my head, neck, and shoulders during shampoo. offer drinks, magazines... in addition to assisting the stylist. they definitely enhance the experience and earn their tips. =)
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while youre in there, Sweet Cheeks, make me one too... on Sourdough with tomato. please and thank you. =)
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my dry cleaning lady set me up on a blind date. he was nice... not bad looking. but i never wanted to go out on a second date because he walked like a duck. true story. now, before you think im shallow... please note, i married a man whom my sister refers to as "Mr. Potato Head"... his nickname was Bart , but everyone…
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just sounds to me like he was trying to cheer your pal up. if shes a troll, then im SURE of it. i wouldnt read too much into it.
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i love me too. *hugs self*
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I vote for world peace: ... and when you care enough to send the very best:
