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Being called 'Shorty'. Do I call you 'Fatty?' Having to move the driver's seat so far forward people think I'm praying on the steering wheel. Trying to use a step ladder and still not reaching the light to change the lightbulb (I live alone).
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Entree: Vietnamese prawn and lemongrass rice paper rolls Main: Rare eye fillet with sauteed broccolini, sauteed mushrooms, hot chips, dinner roll, peppercorn sauce/gravy Dessert: Macadamia and mango sorbet
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The Real Housewives of ANYTHING!!! Kim and Khloe go ANYWHERE!! Kill me now. No wait.... let me be a part of The Walking Dead, then kill me.
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From a Speech Therapist point of view, have a think about how you respond/react when he cries. Do you hug him a lot or do you let him cry it out? Do you ask him 'what's wrong?' or 'why are you crying?' Teach him that in some situations it's ok to cry, but that sometimes we have to be strong and not cry (for example if…
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Me too! My admission: I don't want to be friends with people on MFP.. I just want to do my thing, spurt rubbish on the chit chat board and that be it.
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"A gun rack. You bought me... a gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns to necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do....with a gun rack?" "I'll have the cream of sum yung gai." "Sha-wing!" "Hi. I'm Wayne Campbell. I live, in Aurora, Illinois. Excellent. I have plenty of jo-jobs, but nothing I call it a…
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Depends on what I'm drinking. Red wine? I cry because I think about how everyone else is coupled up and I'm the only single *kitten* left in the world. Rum? Ohhhhh, I'm good fun on rum. Vodka? I hit on guys.....somehow I end up with confidence and start asking them if they're single (get rejected every time, ouch). Scotch?…
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From the mouth of a 39 year old who was a part of a 12-person tour in Italy a few years ago: Her: "The equator? Isn't it at the North Pole?" Her when reading the menu item that clearly says 'prosciutto': "Is there prosciutto in this? I can only have cured meat." ETA: Not me, I'm only 31. She also worked as a Day Care…
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OUTSTANDING!!! :blushing:
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Crisps/Chips/Fries Always, all the time. I love potato so much. If only I was allergic. I'd be so slim!
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I nearly burst out laughing at work....had to muffle the sounds as I'm in a hot desk office.
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Dr Seuss' Green Eggs and Bacon Bacon and Abel My Sister's Bacon Wuthering Bacon To Kill A Bacon A Midsummer Night's Bacon
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QFT - totally me.
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When people say that muscle weighs more than fat. NO, IT DOESN'T!!!! 1kg of muscle weighs EXACTLY THE SAME as 1kg of fat, it's the surface area that is the difference!!!! BAH! :angry:
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Coping from what? If people annoy the crap out of me, I have to breathe. I'm less likely to punch them in the face if I breathe. If it's stress related, I try to listen to music or go for massage to relax me.
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I've received lovely compliments about the speech therapy services I provide within a hospital setting. It's quite heartwarming to know that I've made a difference in families lives. The best one was a handwritten letter thanking me for always checking up on a patient who was palliative. The wife was quite distressed when…
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Pixie cut would mean none in the eyes when you're cycling. If not game for a pixie cut, then long enough to put into a pony tail.
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I couldn't flick the switch for the greater good.....so goodbye strangers. I'd want to protect the child. What would you do if you won $1million in the lottery and only had 1 place to spend it?
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Paul walks into the boss’s office. “Sir, let me get straight to the point, I know the economy is really down, but I have a couple of companies after me, and I would like to ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling between them the boss finally agrees to a 10% raise, and Paul gets up to leave happily. “One minute”,…
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I have a list, but only because I've been single all my life! Never had a serious relationship (dates here and there, just nothing long-term). Pros: Being able to sleep like a starfish in my double bed! Not having to tell anyone where I'm going or what I'm doing. Can stay up late/get up early without having someone…
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Bacon Days From Dusk Til Bacon White Bacon Down Bacon Has Fallen Kindergarten Bacon Two Weeks Bacon Last Bacon
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Oh my....yes, definitely Joe Manganiello. Also Gerard Butler, Dominic Purcell, Robb Stark (I really don't know his name) from GoT, Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy., Tom Hiddleston....this list is pretty long. ETA: I forgot to add Idris Elba. Droooooool.
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A combination of the following (not necessarily all at the same time or in order): Massage Movie Marathon at the movies while gorging on as much junk food as my stomach will allow Reading a book TV series marathon Latin dancing
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:laugh: QFT.
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That's a cool workplace to be able to wear your BFM shirt. I want one....but they sell out so quickly.
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What a shame. I'd be high five-ing you if you were at my gym. I'm pretty disappointed in their female sizing. The so called extra large is about 2 sizes too small for me (I bought a Chive shirt thinking it would fit....now I have to work hard just to get into the bloody thing.
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Why thank you! How you doin? :laugh:
