SwannySez Member

They’re playin’ our song... https://youtu.be/kDMhAG3yBVE

Respect the emotional support goat!

Do you ever social media stalk your exes? If so, how much and why?

Molybdenum.

Oh. You’re trouble.

I prefer my women to be nuttier than a Payday.

OMG, it’s just an “Irish goodbye.”

"Oh, I don't even LIKE doing that, but I heard that some women really enjoy it so, this is really about you."

"Oh, I must have missed! But, I mean as long as I did..."

"Don't worry. I'll tell you before."

You took all my feelings and ground them like jelly. It hurt me so bad like a pain in my belly. It reminds me of the lies told to Baba Helly. Cuz now I'm alone just like Cinderelly. You lied and you cheated and we had a time. You told me you loved me even in rhyme. What happened to us was freakin' a crime. But no one ever…

Wait. How the fawk dat picture ain't got Samson and Shokner in it?

You liked my rants til I took off my pants. Please don't frown. I am no Antonio Brown. That shiz's just wasteful.

Parachute Pants

Japanese K-Pop.

I find it utterly preposterous that you could ever look like a busted can of biscuits.

* Open sores. * Lacks a shadow. * Constantly speaking into sleeve and/or to invisible parties. * Has only one eye. * Can sing along fluently to K-Pop songs, but does not speak Korean.

https://youtu.be/bozAYCUTKJc