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It's not you, it's me. No really.

Served time in federal prison for illegal cloning experiments.

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I was prettier than she was.

Wax museum curator

Chili cheese corn chips and crunch and munch. I cannot eat just a little bit of either one, so they never enter my home. It they aren't there, I can't eat 'em. I had a little relapse with cookies, but they are on my exiled list now too.

one of those villains you sort of like, even though you know you shouldn't

Dance

box full of wool caps, all stolen from unsuspecting diners at the local arbys

Of course, but I cheat.

What everyone said about fitting it into your calorie cap. I've had some luck buying those little bottles that come in four packs. A regular-size open bottle of wine calls to me until it's empty, but I can track it better in the small bottles. YMMV.

Cary, North Carolina, USA

Cancelled my ebay account.

She kept opening windows making peee-yooo noises.

Fishy

Look who's talking.

Maybe if I was even just 20 years younger...but no.

..I love the glamor of Hollywood past!

You look fantastic, son. Keep it up. As for the cheeks, pretty soon you can do what men have done for centuries prior, grow a beard - a prominent and robust symbol your burgeoning masculinity. B-)

I would, but I bet I'd get slapped for trying.

Well yeah, I use butter, olive oil, canola oil bottled and sprayed, and in a pinch, for the other side of the grilled cheese sandwich, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spread. Can't imagine italian food without olive oil, chinese stir fry without canola oil, garlic bread without butter. And a big howdy for the guy who saves…

communicates exclusively using cue cards, except when ordering pizza

People I haven't seen in a good bit start to pop up around this time of year. Every year. Different people each time.

The Smithereens

I workout at 6:30 in the morning 5 days a week, I take the weekend off from the gym and try to do some physical activity on the weekend. I would suggest you don't do the same thing every day. I like to do the elliptical MWF and lift weights TTh, and I found this helps to not overtrain as well as keep it fresh. I eat…

I doubt it.

Throughout the centuries, the beard has traditionally been a robust and visible symbol of masculinity. The attention you receive is part of a larger biological imperative and should not be discounted or mocked. ;)

Depends on the pose, I guess. It would be a mistake to watch.

If your knees can handle it, walking up flights of stairs can be beneficial and easy to arrange, no special equipment needed. Unless you live in a one-level place, then it's not that easy. B)

Livin' on Tulsa Time - Don Williams