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hide it from my wife and kid... lol jk

NEVER!!!!

lmfaoooooo.... this exact thing happened to me but backwards... damn u walmart

i was NOT granted a leave when my daughter was born... i took a month off anyway and told them to call me if i was fired for missing it. i dont think it is even a question of should i... i just did. my wife wasnt working for the first 3 years so even though she was able to stay with my daughter, i still felt the urge in my…

i second this... i have itterally bought every brand to do taste test for myself and Ole is the best with fewest calories for the size.

as dane cook would say... turn off all the lights and play "whos in my mouth" with him. lol

mine is dieting... and ninjas no really my wife has a phobia of ketchup..... how weird is that?! needless to say im a horrible person and i chase her around the house with it when she bugs me... i think i may be making the problem worse but what kind of husband would i be if i made things all better. i sometimes put it in…

i second the HRM thing... and when u get tired try to keep moving... i know they tell u that in the video while they are passed out on the floor but try to do the opposite of them and actually stay with it. when u reach something u cant do and ur almost about to pass out try to jog slow in place. from my experience its…

HRM is more accurate, and the same thing happens to me. i burn more sometimes and others i burn less then what MFP says. its all in how hard ur working ur body that day. i do insanity, sometimes i burn less and sometimes i burn more during the same exact workout.

it told me i needed to eat almost 4000... lol... im not Michael Phelps so i decided to eat what feels right... im on week 7 and ive lost 24lbs so i guess its working. start off high and work ur way down if u see no progress. i think that formula works really well but at the end u would really have to hit that video hard…

i have selective hearing but my wife uses it to her advantage... most of our arguments are somewhat like this. me: "babe why the heck didnt u make dinner?!"... her: "i told u i was tired and asked u if u were ok with just eating anything out the fridge"... me: "common man u know i dont ever listen u should just assume im…

drinking water regularly for meals cold just taste better to me... but during a workout that ur body is really hot i also heard that it was bad to drink ice cold water, think it has to do something with ur core temp. and cramps. maybe its an urban legend but i prefer room temp. water when im working out anyway.

my kid. healthy=longer life she needs me... thats enough motivation for me to try and make the earth turn in the opposite direction. nuff said

7 pounds... saddest movie ever!!!!

mine are purple... but only one of them. i dropped something on it... ill let u guys know when it turns back to its original color.

i dont think there is a such thing as right or wrong guy... i think there is the right or wrong guy for u. ur anticipating being in a long term relationship when u should be looking at it from a different perspective. ur single now! like right now! have fun, be urself. do NOT by any means try to figure this out. there is…

everyone burns calories different... get a HRM and log it according to calories burned not time and distance, hope this makes sense

peaches, pears, prunes or a spoon full of KARO. they sell it at any supermarket.

i too am blessed with the ability to shovel food with both hands... skills i know. i have heard this before too and everyone that i know that has tried it says it works. problem is eventually u will get used to it and eat the same amount of food as before.

i use mrs dash seasonings... they are salt free but although everyone swears by them i think the main ingredient in mrs dash is SUCK! i might be doing something wrong but i have tried every single one and i have to add cheese to my chicken just to make it edible.

this same exact thing happened to me... if u go less calories theres too much sodium... if u watch ur sodium there is to much calories... what the heck.

lmao

not married but i call her my wife and vise versa,... 6 years so far. who gets married?? lol its a lot funner to me this way. its like dating every day. marriage complicates things. its that written on paper feeling that makes u want to cut ur spouse up in little pieces and eat them in ur soup. im happier this way. i think…

never even heard of spark ppl. thats how bad the site probably suks cuz im online 90% of my day... plus in a gang fight, MFP would win so its not even worth the google search.

no it only gets harder... its the sad truth. sometimes the following week u will loose double. thats just the weird way our bodies work. its happened to me numerous amounts of time. edit: drink lots of water. sometimes when i gain weight its because i had a high sodium diet that week and my body is retaining water.

to stay "healthy" ur really only suppose to loose 2lbs a week and slow down to 1lb a week when ur almost at ur goal. so i can only assume if ur worried about how much u have lost u are at the beginning of ur workout journey. taking that assumption into account u are only off by .2 of a lb. id say ur doing great. there are…

when i lost a 130lbs i felt the same way... i find looking at old pictures of urself helps u realize what u have achieved. also, u have to learn to love the person u are fat or thin before u can come to terms with weight loss or gain. keep urself focused on what u want fitness wise and keep on woking at that.

my wife wears cute shorts... i like those shorts a lot. just saying guys dont like to be told what to do... ill be the first to admit since i know a lot of guys wouldnt say this out loud. guys like to be the leader of the pack. its some dominance crap that is embedded into our DNA lol. it suks when ur wife is telling u…

i always have to jump in on these topics lol. i love insanity 24lbs down, 2 weeks to go and a hell of a lot more fit. i am by no means an "athlete" but i do feel as iff i have an athlete trapped inside of me cuz i hit it hard and burn between 600-900 calories a workout. i think u should do it. u wont regret ur choice. it…

never heard them being called this but, yea i hate them! did them in school and now i do them when i do insanity... every time shaun t says get ready it takes me to a dark place in my life where i just wanna punch the tv screen. man i hate them but they feel great after ur done with them.