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I have no patience for beer. Jack Daniels :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

Buenos Dias calientitas! Monday, done! Tuesday, done! Wednesday, done! Thursday, done! Its Friday! :bigsmile:

Touchee! Agreed! And I mean that in the most non creepy way. :bigsmile:

Hugs to Mir, Shannon, Tam, Amanda, Tier and even Dave if he puts on lipstick. Because after a good prison movie everyone needs a hug! I know I do! :laugh:

Shibbles! Work happens! I will have to rejoin you all later, after I take care of business. Just when it was getting good too!

What color would you like? Stud muffins. :noway:

So. If I were to strip naked and put a rubber glove on my head, and run through here shouting hi I'm a squid. No one would think twice about it. :noway:

Hmmm. There's something fishy going on here. Something very very wrong. LOL

I'm sure the penicillin helped.

Why am I now afraid to jump back into this thread? :laugh:

First trimester huh? Quick! Someone get that woman some ice cream and pickles!

Hmmm. I'm Cuban. Never been to Cuba The Canadian. She's been there several times. If that's not irony I don't know what is. LOL

Oh. Trust me. Its good old fashioned Cuban home goodies! They are yummy!

Only the homemade kind from real avocados. :tongue:

Well! If its gonna be like that I will do one better. I will make tostones, maduros and make china box to roast a pig! :bigsmile: :drinker:

Take interstate 75 south. Get off at North Port. Follow signs to beach. Meet you there :bigsmile: I'm already shaking the Ritas up.

You all should just come down to Florida! We can have a big beach party with a bonfire. We can serve healthy spit roasted chicken, fresh fruits and I make a mean (almost calor free) margarita!

Time to come to Florida! What is this thing you call snow? :bigsmile:

I'm sure with a little encouragement he will join you. If not hang in there, and once you start turning heads of other guys on family outings, he will want to join the bandwagon. Then hit him with a contract, it might seem silly but once its down on paper its a much more solid promise. It works for us!

I heard a good one. George Washington, George W Bush and Bill Clinton are all on a ship together that begins to sink. Washington shouts, save the women! W shouts screw the women! Billy scratches his head and says, do we have time? :bigsmile:

Good moanin Welcome to Wednesday! I wish I was bright eyed and bushy tailed but I'm saving that for Saturday. Have a good day calientitas.

So. Yesterday, I spent four hours at McDonald's. I was doing a grill inspection and re-certification while they went on cooking their burgers and fries. I was starving because I had not gotten a chance to eat my lunch yet. Duty calls. I am proud to say, that though it was offered for free, I did not have any. Thy will be…

Monday. Done! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

Hermosa calientita, tan bella eres. Como una estrella en el cielo iluminada en luz brillante asía el oro. Será mi gusto ser tu príncipe princesa pero este sapo a encontrado su amor. :bigsmile:

This is lossely based on a true story The truth about yoda If it gets cold enough

Hola calientitas, its a fine Monday morning and already I am pining for Friday! How is everybody today.

How are you today Tam?

Buenas Tardes Calientitas!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

Ya done good!!! :happy: :happy: :happy: Keep hugging!!!!

You are very welcome Miss mfpme. Everywhere I go, online and in life, I try to spread the hugs. I watched the video you speak of and I also did my own free hug campaign at the Gulf Coast Town Center in Ft. Myers. That evening me and some friends gave out 837 hugs. So to all the people here at mfp and the world, keep…