AJ_Pete Member

All day. I'm a natural blonde & find it bland. Everyone's a blonde nowadays.

:heart: :heart: :heart:

I've met some real women without them.

The only time I go in public is if I'm beyond drunk and about to tinkle all over my jeans. So I don't even think to do anything because I'm too busy trying to unbutton while doing the "I HAVE TO PEE NOW" dance. I probably have some mutant growing down there.

By brown you mean black? Then, yes. But they have to be super pale & listen to indie rock.

::bites lip::

Good job busting on your ex about his weight on a weight loss site. You're SO not the bitter betty.

Oh, you're one of those guys.

Yup. Unless they were preemies... Here's to the October preemies...

There are some guys (and girls) who emotionally can't handle it. BUT I will say that there are some amazing people out there and you will find an amazing guy when the time is right. Don't give up. :heart: :heart: :heart:

So you go for a walk and enjoy the doughnut AND dinner. I know I wouldn't deprive myself because depriving yourself eventually leads to you rolling around naked in a tub of rice pudding eating brownie batter doughnuts by the dozen.

GD YOU FOR PUTTING THAT SONG IN MY HEAD. GD YOU STRAIGHT TO H.

Rubbing the doughnut all over your body in the privacy of a locked bathroom doesn't add to your calorie intake. FYI.

Oreo crumbs from the oreos you leave in my closet. But you already know this.

You're 204 and they're telling you to get weight loss surgery? Uh..... no, do it yourself. That sounds absurd.

I'll be impatiently waiting. Crap, I thought you meant to me. FINE. WHATEVER.

What he's asking for is pictures. Cough 'em up.

When you've reached out to strangers, you've reached your limit. You know it's time. Cut the cord. With sharp scissors. Then burn the ends.

Your friend is insecure, so she'll mock you because you're better herself and she's just sitting there.... You bettering yourself has made her more self-aware.

You can try smudging your place.

Michael Jackson with a blanket over his head and a feather sticking out of his fro.

BIG FAT NO for weight loss. It's great for other things though like a facial toner, wound cleaning solution, etc. But get Bragg's. Not that ****e from the grocery store.

Oh, look.....

Go get yours.

Kitten- Cut It Out

A six pack of beer maybe.