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Totes cray.
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Yup.
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This. All day long.
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How would you feel if your girlfriend's ex sent her flowers for VDay? Don't make things uncomfortable for her because then she'll fully push you away.
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Tangerine D'yer Mak'er When The Levee Breaks Thank You You Shook Me
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You're going to be be my valentine, right? You, me, triple stuffed oreos, a closet filled with very fashionable clothes.....
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Someone get a towel.
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I can change that.
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No.
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Make me.
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What hipsters like Nickelback? I thought they were only for people that drink lite beer and make out with their second cousins? :wink:
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^She's my smart friend.
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My eleven year old daughter was dancing around the house & flooding her Instagram with pictures of them. She's ridiculously stoked.
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Bring them tonight when you come over. If I don't find them in my closet tomorrow morning, we are over.
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PUT THAT IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH.
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Double-stuffed Oreos are the equivelant of regular Oreos... 5 years ago. So, yes. I blame Obama.
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Drunk with a little slutty. & snow. Maybe.
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Take the pathfinder out for some sweet, sweet off-road action.
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Chill, dude. I haven't even added vodka to my coffee yet.
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Oh hey there, sailor ;) Awesome job.
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Q: There's stations outside of Sirius XMU & AltNation? A: No.
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Just start moving. You can incorporate your kids into the workout if that's an issue. My 2-yr-old does "kickboxing" & yoga On Demand with me. And when it's nice, we walk.... a lot.
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You've made my morning, sir. You and this 32oz coffee.
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Do you put food in your belly?
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I'm just excited to get loads of free beer and have a free pass at banging the guy I've been "trying" not to bang.
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Getting wasted and sleeping with a buddy. It happens.
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Guys that find girls hot that eat 2000 calories are hot. Just saying.
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I started out at 274 lbs. I ate at 1200 cal a day and plateaued for 9 weeks at about 25-30 lbs lost. I upped my cals to between 1800-2100 cals a day and I'm still losing 2 lbs a week. I should've been eating at a higher calorie intake all along. Up your cals.... your body needs fuel.
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I only shave everything if I know I'm getting some tail.