ALittleHazey

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Guess i'm just hypersensitive about my wings, always been a problem area. I'll forgive you :)

Far too lazy

wow....low blow.....it's not my fault i don't have those boney airbrushed wings from all the magazines. My tentacles remain a solid plan B.

Clever girl, you couldn't get far anyway, i can fly.

Kept insisting I "Give two and a half men another chance"

@poacher Well in this case, walk away, being careful not to turn my back before getting some distance. @e_spriya who needs exercise, id stay awhile.

No, but i once slipped out of the shower, taking the curtain down with me. HYE gone sky diving.

Why thank you, while my wings are a little flabbier, I have very well developed face-tentacles.

Single?

Great superman pose :)

Flirt, then take myself home to feel like a creepy old man in peace. Cook?!? How would you track it, I don't think human is in the MFP database??

Hmmm, i haven't weighed myself in over a week, so I may have lost an elephant penis, or at the very least an air conditioner :D

Have you seen the show? They work out until they cry, and then they keep working out until they vomit, someone yells at or degrades them and they continue working out until they nearly pass out. All while eating the bare minimum amount of food the show can get away with feeding them. There's a reason most of the winners…

Wow you started out looking good for your age, and lost about 15 years along with those 60 lbs.

Was +/-300 at my peak, 228 as of last monday. Hoping to hit my goal of 180 by new years.

I've been obese my entire life, this year i decided to go back to school, and to try to get in shape first. Last time i walked through the doors to a school i was +/- 300lbs at 5'11". Right now im at 228, hoping to drop another 15 by sept, and get to my goal weight of 180 by new years. (at which point i may need to adjust…