ALittleHazey

I'm glad im not alone in my vanity, all you hear is "You have to lose weight for YOU, not other people" If im being perfectly honest, if women were into the whole obese neckbeard look, my razor and weights would both be on the curb come garbage day.....i think i hate razor burn more than working out....

If you were fairly sedentary before starting the lifting and cardio you could very well still be retaining water for muscle repair. I was losing 2 1/2-3lbs a week consistently for about a month with just lifting, i then added 5 intense(for me) cardio sessions a week. At the end of my first week of cardio i GAINED 4 lbs…

Not when I bribe the fine residents of barter town to toss me the chainsaw as soon as i walk in the dome. You remember the rules right? there aren't any.

That's something i heard from my mother constantly growing up, the odd thing is i had a really supportive mother, i think she honestly thought "You have legs like tree trunks" was a compliment lol

It's always a great confidence boost to overhear comments on my man boobs, i do have a nice rack. Me shopping at bulk barn, buying a bunch of different candy for goodie-bags at my nieces birthday "No wonder he's so fat" Last but not least, the loud giggling as soon as i turn a corner out of sight. Looking forward to…

I've never had a problem with sweets. i like a slice of cake on my birthday but thats about it. My weakness is salty/greasy foods, i dont miss sweets but i do miss copious amounts of cheese on everything and of course bacon weaves....

Many of the essential vitamins and minerals aren't water soluble, this means if you aren't getting enough fat with your meals you aren't getting all of the nutrition from those meals. A no fat diet would kill you, but low fat diets are perfectly fine, im often well under MFP suggested intake. Just try to get at least a…

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Me as well, I doubt i could muster the courage to ask for an autograph from the actresses i named without having a stroke, let alone "get sexy" with them haha I think the people in this thread, myself included, are a lot like a dog chasing a car, we wouldn't know what to do if he caught it, it's just fun.

I started to question my list after realizing it didnt include a single non sci-fi actress, then i actually took a look at their imdb pages. My faith wont waiver again.

Summer Glau (im a big nerd) Christina Hendricks (I know of her sci-fi background moreso than madmen, so still a nerd) Emilia Clarke (preferably with the white hair.....i'm noticing a pattern...) Zoe Saldana (racking my brain for non sci-fi & fantasy actresses, not having much luck) Laura Vandervoort (even without her…

Either i have worse body image issues than i thought, or everyone else in my height/weight range carries the weight better than i do... Disappointing for me, but amazing website none the less haha

When i started, to say i was sedentary and out of shape would be the understatement of the year, so most people wouldn't see effects this extreme. Eating 1300-1500 cals on average and weight lifting had me losing 2-3 lbs a week. A few weeks in i added 20 minutes a day on an elliptical, and while everything else stayed the…

You've simultaneously made me feel inspired and ashamed. Inspired because of how great you look, and ashamed, as a 24 year old male, how much i loved your phone cover.

While this is true, let's assume diet isnt the issue. The flipside you never hear about is the gym causes TEMPORARY weight gain. I'm not talking about muscle being more dense than fat, it takes a long time to gain significant muscle, im talking about the water weight that comes with adding new excercise. As an example I…

Most dumbbells are adjustable, it's usually only the really really cheap plastic sets, or very large expensive sets that aren't. I picked up a 2 pack of dumbbells from amazon, the bars each weigh 5 lbs, and it came with 4 2.5lb plates and 4 5lb plates, so i can work out with as little as 5 lbs, or stack them all onto one…

I've been using a great beginner workout routine, if your looking for complex varied routines, or need videos to urge you on this probably wont work for you. However if your looking for a simple routine thats easy to follow and includes a lot of compound movements for max calorie burn and muscle development with minimal…

Make sure you ask for pain killers, as a rule they tend not to give you anything otherwise because apparently some dont need it. I had mine taken out a few months ago and I was given a small amount of dilaudid after waking up from surgery, then about an hour later i was out the door. Everything was just peachy until the…

whether to pawn it or

What brand? I wouldn't be surprised if it was a total of 18 a day, a lot of vitamins and supplements require you take several horsepills at a time.

pfft thanks, guess its just a door now.....

@ aero Enough black leather for Dr. Frankenstein to start a cattle farm. @ Phoenix If i take her world on her age, the victims she sacrifices for their youth.

Dozens of spare identical puppies, she has rage issues.

Insisted on staring at himself in the mirror while making out.

This, I always assumed i just couldn't grow a stache to complete my beard, because id only let it go for 2-3 weeks before deciding it was too sparse/whispy. 2 months later and my lip looks more like johhny depps(wishful thinking?), and less like a 14 year old asian boys(mild racism?).

Take a trip to north korea and rub Kim Jong Uns belly for luck.

An anatomically correct chipmunk costume.

Granted, your now the night time manager at Macdonalds. I wish for a method of wishing not including monkeypaw-esque catches :D

Damn and I thought I was being a rebel rocking my full beard at 24, judging by the responses of the ladies in their 20s im nothing but a hipster :(

Catches your eye. Suddenly you