*kitten* kids say... to fluffy adults
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Not my kid, but I spent a summer (one horrible dreadful summer) working as a daycare assistant. One kid told me I had big legs like a tree. Thanks kid.
I don't get along with children.0 -
Oh....when the oldest was 4 he saw a lady in line ahead of us.
He was Batman crazy (even had on his own cape).
He got excited and yelled,"look Dad, that great big fat lady has on a Batman shirt!"
I covered his mouth and moved to the next line.0 -
Not my kid, but I spent a summer (one horrible dreadful summer) working as a daycare assistant. One kid told me I had big legs like a tree. Thanks kid.
I don't get along with children.
That's something i heard from my mother constantly growing up, the odd thing is i had a really supportive mother, i think she honestly thought "You have legs like tree trunks" was a compliment lol0 -
Not my kid, but I spent a summer (one horrible dreadful summer) working as a daycare assistant. One kid told me I had big legs like a tree. Thanks kid.
I don't get along with children.
That's something i heard from my mother constantly growing up, the odd thing is i had a really supportive mother, i think she honestly thought "You have legs like tree trunks" was a compliment lol
Haha I guess if your legs are muscular and what not, its a compliment. Unfortunately for me, that was not the case.0 -
Dont have any....kids are afraid of me.
ETA: One time I was a smart *kitten* to an adult by throwing a snowball at him while he was jogging. He ran after me and kicked my *kitten*. So yeah, adults shouldnt take crap from punk kids.0 -
My daughter told me after my ex lost a lot of weight after the divorce, "Daddy's not fat like you are anymore!"
Geez. That had to be motivating.0 -
I dislike children. And they dislike me.0
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When my now 16yr old son was 6 he wrapped his arms around me and said "mommy, I love your bum because its so big and squishy"0
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My cousin's kid, when he was around 4, asked me if I had a baby in my belly like his mommy (his mom was pregnant at the time). I was horrified at the time, but now I think it's funny.0
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I did a community theater show with a really cute 4 year old girl. She liked to give me hugs, which doesn't bother me at all--I adore kids. She was hugging me one day while I was talking to her mom. The little girl looked up at me with the sweetest expression and said,
"Emily...why are you so fluffy? Is it because you eat food?"
Yes, my dear...it's mainly because I eat food.
Her mom was mortified, but I just giggled. Fluffy is so much better than "fat"--it even makes me seem cozy! LOL0 -
When I started my weightloss journey and was talking about it with my sister, my niece said Aunty I think you will always be that size. lol Well at least I proved her wrong. Not that she would remember saying that anyways, she's only 8 now. :drinker:0
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Jeepers community guidelines on this website (for adults) explicitly prohibit using asterisks to circumvent profanity filters.
BECAUSE WE WANT TO HAVE A NICE CLEAN SUPPORTIVE COMMUNITY AND OBVIOUSLY ASTERISKS SUCH AS THAT EMPLOYED IN THE TOPIC TITLE OF THIS THREAD TEAR APART THE FABRIC OF THE WEBSITE.
A nice clean supportive community... this coming from a guy whose name comes up as "delicious coc" unless you scroll over his name, has "Punisher" (Marvel fans will get the joke) all over his page oh and quotes Winston Churchill as skipping out on paying prostitutes, lol. I hope you were being ironic.0 -
My son, who is seven, told me it looks like I am having another baby .......little boy!!!!!!!!!! But to his credit ppl at work asked me as well and at least I know he's being harmlessly honest.0
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Try explaining why girls have to wear tops at the pool and boys don't.
Me, because girls have breast.
My daughter, but daddy has them too.
Me,.. I know it's not fair, but that's just how it is right now.0 -
I'm a Preschool teacher and I had a new student come up to me and rub my belly and say..."you have a baby in your belly Miss Manda?"
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My 5 year old daughter, to the lady in front of us in line at the grocery store "Does it cost you a lot of money to buy all the food it takes to fill your belly?"0
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