DanaLash Member

Girl, I wish that was it! Hahaha! It would be much easier to blame this gut on him! :)

Here ya' go...if you want to quote me. Do it correctly.

That is actually really interesting! I always swore stuff off permanently! I also am a big texture person. I'll have to re-try some stuff! Thanks!

THANK YOU! I couldn't remember the name of it. I knew there was a cook book out there. I love broccoli, zucchini, brussel sprouts, cucumber, any kind of fruit, and chicken. But that's about it. Other than that it's noodles, rice, potatoes unhealthy stuff. So, I'm trying to branch out, try new things, and find healthy…

Omigosh, all this time I thought I was so adorable. Damnit. Years and years of cuteness, wasted. I am TRYING to eat for fuel. That's the point. I just want my fuel to not taste like ****.

I never said I'm fat because of my kids! Read the posts, people. You're all so busy knowing everything and being high and mighty that you're not real concerned with accuracy, are you?

You win the internet.

So, I'm sure this will be seen as combative, but what the hell...who are any of you to decide which of my notions are wrong? Also, most of the people giving me "advice" are on this site for the same reason I am...you're out of shape. Hey Pot, this is Kettle. You're black. Also, shut up.

You're speaking my language! We are in the same boat. All we have is Walmart in our town. Although, rumor has it we might be getting a Meijer...

I already addressed this.

I think my issue is that I'm an instant gratification kind of person. Like, "Hey, I just ran a mile, I'm gonna go weigh myself...Wait...I didn't lose any weight running that mile?!?! What the hell?!?!" That's why I'm jealous of the adipex. Because it expedites the process. I want immediate results with minimum work, ya'…

Did I mention I'm also poor? LOL. Ok, not poor. Cheap is a more accurate word. All of those things sound terribly expensive.

Ohhhh, I forgot about her! Isn't she the one that used the AR-15 lighter on TV or something?

Thanks, Doctor.

My screen name is my name...I'm confused.

LOL, feel free to send me FR. I dig it. As for the people who are making negative comments...why are you wasting your time? I don't get it. I don't go around reading these posts and thinking, "I disagree, I better let this person know how I feel!" Weird.

At this point, that is what they're painting me out to be, lol.

No, no, no...ok, here is the deal. You misunderstand completely. First of all, whoever made the hyberbole dig. I dig it. I dig it MORE THAN ANYONE HAS EVER DUG ANYTHING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING. Really, it was hilarious. I believe I made it clear right from the jump that I'm not a touchy feely kind of person. Like,…

Wow...are you guys serious with this? Here is the deal...I didn't come to YOU asking for advice or getting up in your business. I am perfectly accountable for my own actions. I am fat because I eat and don't exercise. I happen to be snarky and sarcastic. You're super adorable with your trolling, really. Precious, even. Lol.

No, cheese isn't part of my diet, but I would like some wine with my celery, please. :)

I with ya', sister. I had my daughter almost 8 years ago, naturally at 18, and bounced right back. I had stretch marks, but my tummy went back to being mostly flat. I had my son 3 years ago, via c-section and NOTHING came back. It's like this weird poochy flap thing. If you find the answer to this question, TELL ME. I'd…

I have PCOS and just started my weight-loss. I was just put on Metformin about 3 weeks ago. The first week or so is rough. They say, "May cause loose stools." What they should say is, "Don't plan on leaving the house for 5 days." However, I do feel much better, and it seems to be doing the trick. I'm also on a light…

Man, you Fitness folk are quick on the reply! I dig it! Thanks so much for the warm welcome. I can't wait to really get going and see some results. I am definitely the tortoise in this race. I've learned in the past the weight lost too quickly always makes it's return. I'm counting on my kids being spazzy and my twisted…