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hurricane prep
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No. . Never ask that unless she is on the operating table giving birth.
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this one really could go either way. . It's like one of those optical illusions where different people see a different thing. .
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That awkward moment when you realize you sent the instant message to the guy you were bitching about.
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I think you meant you'd waite even fewer.
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About half an hour. ?
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If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, it's because you were never born.
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shh, keep it down in here.
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"Y'all" is sacred and you messed up. . Own it!
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Pranks are not only allowed, but also are expected and encouraged. . However, they do sometimes make it difficult to get an actual answer.
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Wait.. so a lot more has broken since I was away.. I know that PMs don't work anymore unless you're friends (right?). It doesn't TELL you they don't work. To the sender it's just like being ignored. But what's this about the spoiler thing?. . I don't know why I'm asking because i know any answer I get will be some sort of…
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Harry Potter theme b/c I spent two hours learning it on piano like three days ago. .now it won't go away. .
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Sounds like a topic for our sprint retrospective. We'll never get from Storming to Performing with this sort of team dynamic.
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Do not feed the trolls, unless you are currently being a troll or trolling the troll. Then by all means. . feed the trolls.
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I have an apple.
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I used to bring in cheese snacks to work and put them in the fridge. . Other people would bring in 2-liters of coke and other things. . These items would mysteriously disappear. It became a joke and the perp became knows as the "Cheeseburgler". . I even put the book "Who Moved My Cheese" in the fridge drawer. But, to no…
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Can't wait.
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Memory - The Streisand version. . I have no idea how it got in there, though. .
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Here's a reverse version of the topic! I once went on a first date with a girl who wasn't what she had advertised. . So, rather than call her out and go home mad, or lead her on unfairly, only to have to give her the "We're just not a match" later. . I just figured: Why be on my best behavior?. .I'll get sh*tfaced!. . I…
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Oh!. .is he gone!?.. my bad. .whew. .good. . moving on. .
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Dude, enough with the 1950's style man-splaining!
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You're offended by a woman talking about matters affecting women?. . Well, thank goodness you're here to take care of all these misguided women. . (ironic). . So. . you're saying that their personal finances matter b/c you don't want someone sponging off of you . .(ironic). You quote the traditional wedding vows to make…
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Grow up.
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I have a question: So, let's say you and I (or anyone) were to start chatting, and I establish right off the bat that I have at least a reasonably firm command of the English language (i.e. I know all the right versions of your, you're, youre, and Yor, plus other subtleties like oxford commas and semi-colons). Then, after…
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Can we please just stop right there. .. thanks.
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Great answer! and this pretty much describes me as well. . I would add that it sounds like you have taken a healthy approach to the whole thing. So many ex couples consume themselves with finding ways to troll the other parent that they just make everyone miserable (especially the kid(s)). .