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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was canceled shortly after going into pre-production. No one would pay $9 to see a movie 14 seconds long.
  • tinak33
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    Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    I am laughing so hard that the birdies are looking at me funny. Heh
  • tinak33
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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, it's because you were never born.
  • Adele_D
    Adele_D Posts: 4,154 Member
    edited August 2018
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    7H3_J0K3R wrote: »
    Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris
    I love Bruce Lee too but I have to say I think Chuck was better than Bruce. I know most don’t think that but Chuck is legit, and he is a black belt in Jiu jitsu among other Martial Arts. I think in a real fight Chuck would win. Beside who gets bit by a snake and 5 days later the snake dies, beside Chuck Norris?
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
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    This thread makes me laugh!
  • rhiannonlewis35
    rhiannonlewis35 Posts: 51 Member
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    Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
  • huntersvonnegut
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