Chuck Norris
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.0
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Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.0
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.1
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Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.0
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.0
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on Legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller.0
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Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.0
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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.1
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.0
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman's life.2
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There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.1
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.1
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No one knows what is behind Chuck Norris because even nothing cannot get behind him.0
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up1 -
Chuck can divide by zero.0
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Chuck Norris can draw a square with only 3 lines.0
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.1
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Chuck Norris can text message with tin can telephones.1
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