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SnackherBarrell
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Chuck Norris once picked an orange out of an apple tree and then made the best damn lemonade ever tasted
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
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    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    7H3_J0K3R wrote: »
    Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

    Oh I forgot becuase Bruce Lee IS DED...D E D DED.

    Shh
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
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    When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
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    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
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    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    edited August 2018
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    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
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    https://youtu.be/xjnVEsXtNIU

  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
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    Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    7H3_J0K3R wrote: »
    Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

    Bruce Lee >>>> everyone

    I love Bruce Lee. AND, he believed in eating white rice.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    Machafin wrote: »
    When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

    This made me LOL
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    You guys are hilarious
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    wd37okx4dy0o.jpg
  • JDMac82
    JDMac82 Posts: 3,192 Member
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    Christina Brinkley gets to work out with the ONE known as Chuck Norris aka the TOTAL GYM!

    Once a rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris, after several days of agonizing pain, the snake finally died.

    Theres a rumor that Chuck has a 3rd fist UNDER his beard.

    Chucks fists are registered in the Universe as Pain, Agony and Sudden Death.

    Chuck Norris does EARTH DOWNS, not Push Ups.

    Chuck Norris defys gravity when he does what normal people call Pull Ups.

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