Chuck Norris

SnackherBarrell
SnackherBarrell Posts: 5,021 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Chuck Norris once picked an orange out of an apple tree and then made the best damn lemonade ever tasted
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    7H3_J0K3R wrote: »
    Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

    Oh I forgot becuase Bruce Lee IS DED...D E D DED.

    Shh
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    edited August 2018
    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    https://youtu.be/xjnVEsXtNIU

  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    7H3_J0K3R wrote: »
    Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

    Bruce Lee >>>> everyone

    I love Bruce Lee. AND, he believed in eating white rice.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    Machafin wrote: »
    When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

    This made me LOL
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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    You guys are hilarious
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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  • JDMac82
    JDMac82 Posts: 3,192 Member
    Christina Brinkley gets to work out with the ONE known as Chuck Norris aka the TOTAL GYM!

    Once a rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris, after several days of agonizing pain, the snake finally died.

    Theres a rumor that Chuck has a 3rd fist UNDER his beard.

    Chucks fists are registered in the Universe as Pain, Agony and Sudden Death.

    Chuck Norris does EARTH DOWNS, not Push Ups.

    Chuck Norris defys gravity when he does what normal people call Pull Ups.
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  • gstaubs1
    gstaubs1 Posts: 200 Member
    When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
  • Josh_From_Louisiana
    Josh_From_Louisiana Posts: 42 Member
    Best thread ever! 🤣🤣😂
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    Horses are hung like Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris and Superman fought, the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants

    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

    Chuck Norris once pissed on a group of turtles and created the TMNT
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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

    Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

    Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

    Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

    When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

    The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered, is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favorite coffee mug.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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