Chuck Norris
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SnackherBarrell
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Chuck Norris once picked an orange out of an apple tree and then made the best damn lemonade ever tasted
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.2
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.0
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.2
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer0
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!1
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You guys are hilarious0
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Christina Brinkley gets to work out with the ONE known as Chuck Norris aka the TOTAL GYM!
Once a rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris, after several days of agonizing pain, the snake finally died.
Theres a rumor that Chuck has a 3rd fist UNDER his beard.
Chucks fists are registered in the Universe as Pain, Agony and Sudden Death.
Chuck Norris does EARTH DOWNS, not Push Ups.
Chuck Norris defys gravity when he does what normal people call Pull Ups.0
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