MiloBloom83 Member

We have a joint account on Christianmingle.com...

<<What?

Yes.

As far as i know, there are no good low calorie beers.:drinker: Although my neighbor refers to Coors Light as "Pork chop in a can".

I cannot support your decision if you keep your toothbrush in the same room you poo in. So much fecal matter...

Aren't Crocs kind of gimmicky? And there's got to be some sort of fishing gear that you've bought off of an infomercial.

Anything with 69 on the end...

Better that you posted it... But technically, i'm the OP?

Albert Fert and George F. Smoot, Because their names make me laugh.

_John_ needs to continually reply here so everyone can get a "HELL YES!" in here.

Right there with you, big guy...

How YOU doin'?

In northern Illinois, they sell crocs that have a sheepswool lining, making them suitable to wear for snow removal. Of course, up here, we have the common sense not to buy them. Ever.

Where in the hell can you get 50 cent corn dogs? I'm IN!

This reminds me. I need to ride more.

Daphne..

Clearly, you shirk your wifely duties. He's probably waiting for you to make a him a sammich...

As a matter of fact, I do! I'll be handing them out at the airport this weekend. I will be the guy with the shaved head wearing the orange sheet...

I used to think there was no pleasing a woman. Turns out, it was just that woman. And it took me almost 20 years to figure that out.

Squats and hills will prevent this Glute free problem.

Is it under the powdered sugar? Or did that guy's **** have a Halon system?

I solved this problem by going old school. Ball and chain/shackles take up way less space. Just had yours engraved with your user name.

Yo dawg needs to stay in yo yard. Stop letting it dig under my fence!

I really wish i knew how to post gifs/pics. *would insert a picture of a skillet here* ETA: I love all the bottoms. Not hatin'

I once walked past Gallager in the St Louis airport. He seemed like he wanted to be recognized.

I cannot participate. I've rode/ran too many hills.

Extrapolate that spreadsheet out over a four year period, but remove the three "yes" marks, and you have the last 4 years of my marriage. Withholding physical love of all types is a pretty effective way to drive someone who loves you away.

This was my first though. Especially after i got those pictures back of the housekeeping staff from my Cancun trip...

Thank God i friended you before the influx of FR's that are coming....

So now that my divorce is final, you can start flirting with me? Yeah buddy!