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Day 4995.
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No Alcohol? I'm out. And nice job, dude. Great work!
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3780
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July 16th, 2020 marks 3,562 consecutive days logged. The people keep me coming here. It sure as hell isn't the functionality of this site. I miss Mike.
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I'm not crying. You're crying. *kitten* cancer.
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You're new. Cute. Sorry, but personal past results confirm that this is the greatest dating site in the world(when it's not down. Which is daily now).
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Chris Elliot? He's the guy under the seats! (super old reference)
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Naked. The body does a better job of regulating temperature for a good night's sleep when you are naked. For years, i would sleep in PJ's, Flannel lounge pants, Thermal tops, etc. Always woke up sweaty and not feeling rested. Switched to naked 5 years ago and sleep great now.
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I think all the college kids are soaking tampons in vodka, then shoving them up their butts. I hear that works pretty fast.
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There are existing Technologies available for people to order pizza in addition to using a touch screen or phone app. I really don't see why it would be necessary to have everything available to everyone. Hell, there are still places I can't get a cell signal around here. To me it sounds like a business decision based on…
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I've been trying to limit my meals to "two carb servings" (maximum of 30g per meal/snack)since my diagnosis in August. Even with Metformin, it's not working well, but my BS is out of the 200's and averaging around 175 now. I eat very little sugar, and mostly drink only water and really *kitten* beer now(hello, Mich Ultra!)…
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I ate fruit in the afternoon once. Last month, i was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. Pretty sure there's no correlation. I blame genetics. Thanks, Grandma. Thanks, Dad.
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What the...five years. I thought you got five years. Who let you out? Er, rather, back in?
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So it's not Kik anymore? Man, I need to get back in the game.
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2702, and 2702
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I know what you'll be making after you eat two cabbages...
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Not sure where you work or not, but if you're in a cube farm, your neighbors might not appreciate the added sulfur in your diet
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Pregnant
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Lol at large calves. You have nice legs, far from large. If you were fishing for compliments, it's time to set the hook.
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This. Personal responsibility, not government control or regulation.
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Shots fired
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I'm in my 50's. Really don't feel like i've peaked yet.
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Actually, MFP is the greatest dating site on the planet. And, you can use it for fitness. And counting calories. win/win/win
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Tell that to AZLyrics...
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I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob g' goo goo g' joob
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Umm...because they are. Farts...Never not funny™
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Eat less, move more, save your money.
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Shhhhhhhhhhh...nobody has to know. Is there such a thing as goat bacon? The turkey bacon is a lie....
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My Dad took a CC class and got his Concealed Carry Permit. Rule #1 that they taught was to remove yourself from the situation. Avoid confrontation unless you are personally at risk. CC is not for the gung ho wanna be hero types with delusions of grandeur. To the OP, get those compression shorts. They look secure. I don't…
