MiloBloom83 Member

Best thing about hotel waffles is the price. FREE! If there are a lot of hotels in your area, you never have to buy them! The morning clerk is different from the desk clerk. They don't know who you are. EAT UP!

1994. Pink Floyd, Soldier Field, Chicago.Laser light show during a thunderstorm was extra trippy when the raindrops passed through them. It was a truly incredible experience.

I managed to find one two hours away. Perfect.:love: And several others that would involve plane tickets:cry:

*Divinyls soundtrack playing in my head* ...And done!

When you have to explain the joke, it looses all punch... ETA: I know...

I tried to reply 5 minutes ago, but I had to take a survey first. And click off a pop up for some stupid Farmville thing... ETA: Also, NO! (Hi cranq)

Usually 69 is in a dudes name. What is the tip-off in a chick's screen name that she's a full on perv?

Why do women have to have everything? I mean, they already have all of the *****...

Loose? I wish it was loose. What's the term for watery?

Let the games begin...

I heard you were the Mayor of Cleveland... Also, I am NOT the editor of the Bloom County Picayune...

Y R U SO MEAN?!?

Flip flops? She did you (and your feet) a favor.

《===right there

Twitter seems like the biggest waste to me ever. Facebook seems to cause a lot of drama for people here. I use MFP and IG. And I dont think kik qualifies as a social media site, but I use it a ton to talk to mfpeeps.

You inspired my last status. I hate it when you "zag".

We all get to fish in your pond?

Right. The best part of sex is the warmth and touch of another. And if she doesn't enjoy oral? You're doing it wrong.

OH YOU! and, ma feedz...

Would you be my escort? If so, IN! ETA: Markers Mark, Knob Creek, Bookers, Elijah Craig 18yo Single Barrel

I did this, except when she mentioned having carrots for breakfast...

Redhead, with freckles... I'm still putting her on the stringer...

Prove it.

Umm, what about Wrigley Field? I realize she's going to Boston, but a game at Wrigley is effing awesome! It's why the place is full with a losing ball club.

#PoohBear

Right. Nobody willingly drinks Miller 64.

Pass the cheese whizz!

Plain lobster. #firstworldproblems Just eat the butter.

Giggity!

Is there lox? And cream cheese? Cause if i can't get a schmeer, i ain't going...