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It makes me sad that so many people have no idea just what their organs do or how things work.

Triggered. And reported.

Sure. I just got a bucket full of bullheads and some 8/0 circle hooks. Give me a call 1-997-CAT-FISH

http://nightflight.com/wp-content/uploads/SHAKES-THE-CLOWN-MIME-10.jpg Her greatest cameo ever. The shock value was awesome!

I am a swimsuit model. Mostly in French magazines...

You seem like maybe you'd foul off a lot of pitches, then dribble one to the short stop...

This isn't "just" a dating site. It's the best dating site in the world!

Pretty sure only you have fallen down while running. Everyone else is just lying to make you feel better. I certainly have NEVER fallen down while running. Plus, i cycle, and i have certainly never fallen over because i forgot to un-clip from my pedals when stopping. Nope, And for sure that's never happened at least once a…

Oh. I thought CJ lost another bet to Derp....

Can we chill out on the Trump Locker room talk?

Neither. Garmin 910xt

He's got a reach-around coming on November 25th...

If i really need a pick me up? Rectally.

This is a female dominated site, so statistically, they should be. And the women here are straight up filthy, so there's that...

MFP is the greatest dating site in the world. And that the Smash, bang, rate threads are the biggest waste of bits and bytes ever.

The hardest thing to get into shape for a century ride is your butt. Wear your best fitting shorts. I've forgone the chamois butter and i've used it as well. If the shorts fit really well, I don't need it.

I hope he went banana to mouth. And that you didn't make eye contact with him while he was eating it. Never go mouth to banana.

That time at your mom's house. Ever had a bug bite in a fun zone?

A dab of motor oil just behind the ears works for me.

I hate the entire genre of horror/gore. Make me laugh or keep me on the edge of my seat with unbelievable action or GTFO...

Netflix and chili

Aldi gets 95% of my food dollars. Quality food at low prices. And i work right next door to a Jewel.

Me: I love you. Her: Thank you. I should have run like hell. I'd still have a 401k.

Are you a shill for this website?

Expect to gain around a pound per day. Usually takes around 6 weeks to loose it again.

The Good, the Bad, and the Panties. *eyeroll*

I would go back and burn that mother *kitten* down....

This is what my GF says! I thought she said that because i'm built like a Coke can. I mean, one of those 100 calorie Coke cans, but still. COKE CAN!!

No. Food should not be taxed. "Junk" or otherwise.

Strong first post OP. Strong...