MiloBloom83 Member

Amazing! You look great!

+2 Maybe give it a rest, man. Have you ever taken a non-nude selfie?

I might consider running indoors on a treadmill if it was the one right behind you, because, dat azz!

Given the choice of running on a treadmill vs. not running, I will stay inside and do "zumba". Its just too boring. This is MY preference. If someone chooses to run exclusively inside? More power to you. I couldnt do it. On a side note, the first time I felt like a "real runner" was when I had to crap in a corn field 6…

Just when I had the carrot story out of my head...

Sorry. It's Memorial Day weekend. No chili until football. Unless it's white chicken chili(not really chili).

QFT!

Here's a tip. Come back next time with all new pictures. Oh wait, tattoos. Now it makes sense why cops ask about tattoos!

I LOL"D several times.

Are these the two guys from "Brokeback Mountain"?

Closest thing to ugly was '95 Ford Contour. Worst car i ever owned. Took a 3k loss just to be rid of it. Are VW new Beetles ugly? Green ones? If so, then i stand corrected.

strippers

Think of the potential weight gain without it...

You need to rent/watch/netflix "Boomerang" with Eddie Murphy.

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood....

TL;DR How YOU doin'?

And the only diet you're on is high in iron...

Never thought i'd see a unicorn jackin' it while looking at family photo albums. My life is now complete.

Or your dog...

I can't speak for everyone, but this is what i miss from the late 70's/early 80's. Cheeky peeky!

I blame T ball. 1314 consecutive days logged. No do-overs.

It say "Canadian" right on the menu. Makes a simple breakfast sandwich "fancy".

If it wasn't for the Egg McMuffin, no American would even know what Canadian Bacon even is.

Is it gluten free? I only eat gluten free hams...

Is that a onesie?

Parlor tricks and a love of popcorn. Win/win

Someone hold my man card for me? Not a movie, but when Frosty melts in the cartoon... When she trips over the roses in "Ice Castles" When Jim Brown dies in "The Dirty Dozen"

This entire movie. So damn funny. My favorite line, edited: "All right. We'll give some land to the n****** and the c*****, but we DON'T...WANT... THE IRISH!"

Hennigans...

Who doesn't? Wait....whut?