MiloBloom83 Member

Wow. Just wow. I've always been a huge fan of my penis. Man, do i feel pretty now.

Just be the fly on the wall John. Let the flower bloom. Enjoy its beauty.

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IN! for titty pics! Sadly disappointed...

This is, by far, the most disturbing thing you have ever written. And that is really saying something...

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My 13 yo told me he loves shoes. He can't wait for his feet to stop growing so he can go crazy and buy shoes. He said he wants to have 365 pairs.

Prancersize. I love dressing up like a pony.

Right. It's all pink on the inside...

Classy guy...

There are A LOT of carnivals and circuses that travel around. And somebody needs to ring up my convenience store purchases.

Squirting? Crazy hot. Pissing in my bed? Well, i've got a mattress protector on mine(because, see above). I'd prefer she use the bathroom, but as long as i have clean, dry sheets to put back on, i guess let 'er rip.

TL;DR Mad props thou, yo!

d I thought this was our safe place? That sucks.

I don't do drama. I think everybody pretty much hates Ninerbuff since he became a mod. I'm still boning Katie.

I'm Irish. And out. Katie's c*ck is HUGE though...

FYI, *kitten* goes flying through. Anything sexual does not. So, MFP loves *kitten*, hates sex. I think this place started as a scat site and they didn't update the filters...

DUDE! You saw Katie's *kitten* long before i did. Years, in fact.

You should send her a pm. "Strong first topic lock"

ABSOLUTELY! I never say no...

Pretty sure that pic is in my downloads. It is amazing. This is also a no win topic. I really cant pic from my fl. There are easily be 30 girls who could be mentioned here, and 4 of them already are. So I'm going with the *kitten* in my profile pic. The one I got to man-handle aaaaaaaall weekend...

Kinky... Maybe see if Sinead O'Connor is free to help...

FIFY If there is a "Best Nipples" category, i nominate Junken__Diraffe.

The cardboard box that holds 12 bottles of Trapiche Malbec...

There goes the neighborhood...

I waited a couple of months. In would actually leave the bedroom, go down the hall to the bathroom, and cut loose. Which, in retrospect, was stupid because it was all hard surface between here and there so im sure it amplified the sound. Now, I think we pretty regularly fart on each other. But never during oral.

mother f*****...

Black

73 with good movement...

As a white guy, can I also prefer "black people"? I mean, I fine with defining as white.