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It's actually one of the reasons I use tampons instead of a panty liner... my crotch is a black hole, it just sucks everything in! (Yeah, I said it...) Makes sense you guys are saying to get pants with a bigger crotch, I suppose... Up until the last year or so I've always only worn men's pants which do have a significantly…

I looked at devices to wear on Amazon and they all got really bad reviews. I feel like I'm gonna have to wear a sports cup to get rid of it!

This was my first NSV too! DOESN'T IT FEEL GREAT?!?!?!

Get him Andis Masters. It has 5 built in settings. Lowest is 000 (SUPER short) and the highest is 1 (1/8 inch)... he can use it to fade himself and if he likes he can get guards for it if he wants his hair on top longer than a 1. I went to barber school and these are my favorite clippers. You could also get him some Andis…

Man, I was just thinking the same freakin thing.

I was just thinking the same thing... then I remembered he has school tonight... only 5 minutes between coming in the door from work and back out to go to school, and he has to spend those minutes changing clothes. Dang it!

I totally get what you're saying here. When you're with him, do you look at his scars and his body and think, "Oh yuck, why am I in bed with this man"? If he wants you this bad, he's not thinking about anything but how HOT you are. I got scabies while I was pregnant with my son and now my skin is just SO UGLY to me... my…

Try something else maybe? A white shirt and a skirt? Put your hair in a bun, wear some tall socks and be a naughty librarian ;)

That's dedication. I love it. When my husband was still married to his ex wife, she was on top and she sat on him wrong and fractured his penis (look it up, it's a real thing)... and he kept going, finished her off, then drove himself to the ER.

That's great! It might feel kind of forced at first but maybe you just aren't on each others wavelengths right now. Hopefully after a while you'll tune in to each other. I like to send my husband pictures while he's at work... even if it's not me, if it's just a tasteful art shot of two people grinding each other against…

Oh, hmm... was about 4 times a week before the new baby was born... now maybe once a week, twice if I'm lucky. Diablo III came out this week but I still managed to get a couple days out of him this week ;)

It's usually me. He initiates about once a month and we call those "full moon" days... something about a full moon makes him a ravenous hound lol These days with 2 kids I usually opt to wait for those days so instead of having decent so-so sex we have mind numbing mental cigarette afterward sex LOL

I actually married a guy who was supposed to be a one night stand. Ok, so it was an online one night stand. We met on a sex chat site. The site crashed before things got good so we added each other on Yahoo. For some reason we started talking the next day, realized we clicked, now we're married and have 2 kids!

Hi there! I have two kids, one 2 1/2 year old daughter with Autism and a 3 1/2 month old son. My husband works full time and goes to school part time. Dieting is crazy enough, but you can forget exercise! LOL

The Swan Princes The ones who were super ugly as kids... then grew up to be studs

I spend $40 a week on our food. Actually, it's about 33% of the reason we changed how we eat, is cause we got a new apartment with insane rent and we had to really tighten our belts to make it. I only have to cook one meal a day, and it's just pasta with corn and egg whites in it. The rest is like, a banana, an orange,…

LOL Michael Clarke Duncan! I said that out loud and my husband said "Oh, my. I know, right?"

It's ropeyyyyyy

I know. When I found out he was gay I was like, awww, ok...

Kirsten Dunst... again with the red hair. Spiderman kisses please.

Ooooh. I hear you on Scarlett. Can I add Ellen Page?

You crack me up lol everywhere you show up I LMFAO

I want me some Chloe Sevigny and Laura Prepon. But only with red hair. Laura, not Chloe. SHAKIRA.

I try to not even talk about it because I'm so sick of my eating habits being talked about like they have a say in it. Just like when you're pregnant, everyone wants to tell you, you can't name the baby that, don't eat that, eat more, don't lift your arms above your head or you'll strangle the baby... So I'm not saying…

I gotta admit, after years of gorging myself on soda, it took a long time to sell me the idea of guzzling water. I bought a quart-sized water bottle, drank 3 and the next day I'd gained 8 pounds... scared the heck out of me! I'm okay now though :)

I knew I was missing something so I googled it. Oh. Well, now I don't feel old anymore...

Not supporting this myth, but when I get up in the middle of the night with the baby I'll just have a quick couple of egg whites. Sounds silly but I just like a lil midnight protein boost!

One of my daughter's traits is that she doesn't eat. I don't mean she's picky, I mean she doesn't eat. She's been deathly afraid of food since she was an hour old. THIS is why it bothers me so much when people go on about gluten and dairy.

Careful, eating too much chicken gives you chicken pox.

My daughter has autism. My husband has a regular customer who comes in all the time spouting about how when a child has autism it's the mother's fault because she ate gluten while she was pregnant. I want to sell him to Jigsaw lol