FrostyFour

Give me a few more months and I'll be the sexiest nerd you know. That is now my new goal.

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn. I'd say "I'll get the popcorn!" while watching you guys yell at each other but then you'd be like "OMFG ONLY FATTIES EAT POPCORN!"

When I was 20 weeks pregnant with my son I started itching, but a doctor told me it was PUPPPS (a skin condition you get when you're pregnant). After 2 weeks of scratching myself to bleeding and crying I went to the ER.... the ER doc came in for 2 seconds and told me I had some problem I can't even remember to pronounce. I…

I like to think I can milk mine a bit more. The last time I dropped weight was on Mothers Day when I hit 189. As a present my husband took the kids and let me sleep in til 6 pm. We had just started a workout routine, but we didn't do it that night and we just forgot to do it after that. Then yesterday somebody pointed it…

5'4". I like to pretend I'm much taller, though :P

I lost 23 pounds in 6 weeks.

Tony Horton himself says if you don't think you're ready, try Slim in 6 first. We just jumped in headfirst and hit our heads after about a week. Be ready to laugh, that guy is SO CHEEZY and a CREEPER! LOL

Is that what they call it? And yes, second to Gosling.

I went on a trip with my ex's mom once, first time I'd ever met her, and right as we were going up the onramp to merge onto the freeway she starts TAKING OFF HER JACKET. I'm like looking around for an eject button!

I would say call it the "How I get my protein" group.... but my husband has had a vasectomy...

LOL sorry... I had to

You gave a bj in a moving car?

So have I... and when we got to a red light and I got up, I saw a semi truck next to us and the driver was laughing his butt off.

I saw a thread a while back of women complaining about guys honking at them and whistling as they went down the street when she bent over, or just because. That has NEVER happened to me. If it does, I'm probably going to be shocked and confused. But flattered.

Hey, that gives me an idea for a weight loss reveal!

I used to have a hamster cage I kept tomato worms in. One of our neighbors gave me a cocoon he found, he told me it was a locust... I kept that freakin thing for like 6 months and it still wriggled around and then one day it died, it never hatched. I was so sad.

HAAAAA! HIGH FREAKIN FIVE!!!

Man I have nightmares about that now. All the time.

I used to pretend if I didn't get out of the bathroom before the toilet made that one noise it makes when it's done sucking all the water out, then some evil witch would get me... I'd hold my breath and run out and once I was safe I could breathe again! I got it from a book I read as a kid...

I didn't say anything cause I had JUST gotten through 14 months of pregnancy (long story) where ALL I heard was "do this, don't do that, name the baby this, not that, you're gonna strangle him on his own cord, don't look at anything ugly, if the baby comes out like this it's gonna be all your fault" So the LAST thing I…

I had to tell MIL cause all she buys/cooks/eats/shoves in my face is GARBAGE... butter this, butter that, here have some chips, lick some salt, I'm gonna go back for 6ths... I didn't say JACK to anyone else though til I hit 20 pounds.

I used to do that, but then I was losing a whole pound every day, too.

I haven't logged my 3 pound gain, but it's to motivate me so I won't have to. And I have it set to not even tell people when I exercise.

THE FREAKIN MALL LIKE EVERY DAY and when I'm broke I'll still go to THE FREAKIN MALL LIKE EVERY DAY and I will point to all the mannequins and say I CAN WEAR THAT NOW

luker, i am ur fater

Men do have a stronger grip. They have a way of getting in to all the muscles and crevices.

As a barber I never gave body massages, but I gave lots of facial massages, scalp massages, shampoos, the like. And yes, there were times when I could tell Mr. Poky had arrived. As long as the guy doesn't hit on me, I don't care what Mr. Poky does. These people are professionals. You seen one, you seen em all. P.S.…

I noticed that when I did smoke, and I did it at work, I was ALWAYS the ONLY person who smoked the whole time I ate. Everyone else said it made them feel gross if they did both at the same time. They'd either eat first, then smoke (or vice versa) or eat in one room and smoke in the other.

I tried P90x but just couldn't handle it after the first week. For a while there I was just dancing while washing dishes but I figured since the weight was falling off the first 2 months without working out I wouldn't need to til it came time to tone and sculpt. Think that's it?

Please? I have a public diary!