FrostyFour

I read an article about this on Cracked. There's science behind this, man. http://www.cracked.com/article_19468_5-logical-fallacies-that-make-you-wrong-more-than-you-think_p2.html

After I lost 20 pounds I hit a wall, and gained a few pounds back and kicked myself in the head for a while. Then I saw in my newsline, someone commenting on one of my friends' food diaries that her salt intake looked high. I looked, and was surprised that it was only about 1500mg, when I know on my own diary I'm allowed…

Whenever I get salmon or tilapia filets, I do this: Put about half an inch of water in a small saucepan. Add just a dab of mustard and some pepper (and salt if you can have it) and if you got it, lemon juice and garlic. Let it come to a boil, put your lil fish in there (not sure how big swai is) and put the lid on. Maybe 8…

One of the staples in my diet is 2 egg whites with a teensy bit of salt and pepper. one whole egg has a little protein and some fat. Two egg whites has NO fat and LOTS of protein! Protein is the key to my weight loss!

Wow, 140 does look like a much healthier number for my height! I wanted to be able to say "I lost 100 pounds!" But I'd rather be healthy (that's the whole reason I'm doing this!) than be one of the Olsens!

...and when I was pregnant with my second I went to the ER and had a med student working on my case. He had just gotten into the residency I guess and hadn't seen a whole lot of people. He tried to find my cervix and couldn't so a doctor found it and then told him where it was. The student asked if he could try again to…

I just hate when people judge me based on how I do things. People always get on me about everything - how I do dishes, how I play WoW,... I don't want people looking at my food diary and saying "you need to do this" or "only idiots do that". Recently though I just unlocked it. But if people get snippy with me about what's…

That wouldn't bug me so much... maybe he really did just lose his train of thought. Like he picked up the sheet and was like "...what am I doing again? Oh yeah an exam. Duh!" When I was pregnant with my first I had a yeast infection... went in on my lunch break (I was a carhop at Sonic) and during the exam he looked at my…

How slowly are you supposed to drink it? I had the shakes made already so when we were done we could just drink them, and it was so good I just kinda chugged mine. How slowly can you drink 8 ounces! Am I supposed to pace myself?

Seeing myself on video after my second child was born. The baby is irrelevant but seeing myself on video, yeah, that got me.

Dry me out? Tuna is a staple in my fat-shredding diet, and I seem pretty wet at the whistle, I'd say!

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You know, last week I gained 6 pounds... but my hips suddenly slimmed down and my hanging gut pulled up so it's not hanging anymore. So.

Can we define curvy please? I never understood what that meant. Don't skinny girls have more curves? (Sides, hips, waistline, etc) Whereas us big girls are all one shape really?

We'll help!

Hubs says my reward for the weight loss will be $1500 for new clothes and then a boob lift. I DESERVE IT.

Love your 1-liners! I'll carry these with me when people get on my case

I like that we can be candid on MFP. I don't exactly post about how my gut hangs on FB lol

I've told almost nobody outside the home about what I'm doing. I heard enough snarky remarks while I was pregnant about do this, not this, that I think I'm just gonna take a vacation from it! When they see it THEN they can get snarky lol

Haha I went through the house, bagged up all the crap and left it on her bed. Hee hee she comes out and says "Subtle"

Hahaha, I think of this all the time ;) His ex wife is big, wanted his kids but he refused to have them with her, now we have 2 kids... hee hee hee

I love when someone says "See, it's healthy!" And I take the box from them "Let's see... 1000mg sodium per serving... serving size 1 tablespoon? WTF?"

Now that's just harsh. That's low. It takes a lot of work to get off drugs, and lots more work to lose weight, why just throw it all away :(

When my husband sees me window shopping skinny clothes on Amazon he makes me promise not to leave him :(

Oh I know. It took me 2 months to get MIL to stop buying me stuff. "I got you stuff to help with your diet! Cup o noodles, butter for your toast, some brownies,..."

What is this? White women are skinny and black women are fat? Uh, I think most of the larger women on this site are white... just saying...

Is there some law that says your MIL has to be like that?!?!

You know, I used to pride myself on being the garbage disposal... *SMH*

Come on, ONE shot of heroin is NOT going to kill you.

Yes, and the carrot cake my MIL bought *just for me* was healthy too!