bigphatcat Member

I'd F*** me, I'd F*** me so hard

is that why I am on the floor unconscious? :laugh: :drinker:

bump for you buddy!

I feel ashamed that I am the first on to admit this on page 4..... Maybe it's the perv in me but I watched that video and cant help but think that she gives a mean BJ!!!

OH NO!!!!!!!! now you must thake the weight of that donut and multiply it by 6.0225 x 10^23 and that is how much weight you will gain!!! You must walk to Brazil to burn it off! OR Just make sure it fits in your daily calorie total at the end of the day. If it doesn't burn a little more off with exercise anmd you will be…

It's a new diet....dash dot diet

Wealth beyond my wildest dreams. after that everyhing else should fall in line

eat any good books lately?

No to Dan, but yes to Jane

want some of my sammich?

No good deed goes unpunished

I am so offended! Stop making sense and good rational points

Better sex

@Kino - I won the Bob Harper look-a-like contest

This is pure genious! First you established drunkenness then you establish logging.....WIN! May I know present you with THE INTERNET!!! It is yours for the rest of the day!

I don't hate any of them....I just replace the real lyrics with dirty lyrics and sing them outloud

I know right? Every time I pull up to a chick in my van they distance themselves from me....VERY FAST

You see when a man and a woman love each other....

you guys need some privacy?

It's better to be pissed of than pissed on....How about that for wisdom? Seriuosly though. Keep at it....sounds like you are doing great work. In the long run you will see results. Please keep in mind. This is not a diet or a program that you get on and then get off. It is life.

I got in trouble once for making a substantial withdrawal and then back door finanacing with said funds

<<<<Don't you know that is the real G-Sizzle? And that Tennis guy is sometimes called vitamin M?

Which fish DON"T I like.....I have to say though...growing up in Massachusetts, I much prefer Saltwater fish to Fresh Water, but all is good!

Is it the luster that distracted you?

Do I need to write it in crayon, so you can understand? LOL.....I tease.....you know I heart you!

perhaps the hair color? Summary on the Blondes Resume: I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA and I want to be a veterinarian because I love children.

In for blonde jokes

Seriously.....most places have a website and the ones that don't I try to find something close on MFP

Doesn't burn many calories, but the wife sure enjoys it