BradT1974

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you, everybody knows they put some sort of drug in every box of Cheez Its , it's not our fault they are so goddamn delicious.

Lord Vicar, Saint Vitus, Crowbar, Danzig, Serpent Venom, The Wounded Kings.

@darkknight Jazz Band

Anything Pokemon

Meshuggah, Mercyful Fate, Conan, Stonehelm, Deicide.

@mlw8706, "homeless guy" CORRECT!! (living in a big RV, moving to Maine in 3 weeks, house is waiting) @SlimSammy "plays in a band" CORRECT!!( at least 15 different metal bands that everyone in Utah hates, bass guitar) Full time, I make fake germs and viruses for biohazard clean-up and anti-terrorist training.

@dude :Firefighter @Amanda EMT/Paramedic

It's WAY easier to wipe my *kitten*. Some things in life just shouldn't be a struggle....

100% pure awesome.

I couldn't see my own wang anymore. I knew it was there, but still......

You can't go wrong reading "The Road' by Cormac McCarthy. One of the greatest books ever created. Ever.

This is the greatest post I've ever read on MFP.

Wife to me: "Could you stand over here?.... the sun is in my eyes."

Moab, Utah. Soon to be Bangor, Maine.

Elliptical for me, I've been considering adding in some rowing machine.

I always drink down a big icy Muscle Milk shake, and follow that up with an orange.

Oh yes, plenty of tattoos here, all black and grey style, all skulls and demons and devils, and other things my wife hates. Constantly figuring out how to save the money to get more, more, more.

I don't trust this "Misha" woman at all, somehow she makes ground turkey meat taste delicious, no matter the dish. I call black magic or voodoo, but she won't admit to anything.

What's a compliment? I've never got one of those, people see me and cross to the other side of the street.

LOL!! How repugnant. I have 3 more of those blobs on the bottom shelf to lose......(heavy fat-guy sigh).