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:laugh: "I don't have a problem, I can quit any time I want! Yeah! Yeah, I'll quit right now!" idgaf, dude.

Naw, you're just not *dedicated* enough, man. :glasses: (I jest, before anyone gets their panties wadded up.)

Totes not why I posted it, dude. Srsly. Not banging on the dudes choice of food to meet macros, but his snide i ain't craving crap 'tude wasn't funny when he "had" to run out and buy some disgusting slop o food like it was something to be proud of. Tchus.

Ya see sugar, ya gotta run out and buy some and make a huge bowl of slop, parade it around on the nets, and then scarf it. Nope, doesn't sound like cravings at all. And before you start in on the insults, lemme do all the heavy lifting for ya, brah. I'm fat, I'm middle aged, I'm a woman, I'm American. There.

If some of your back pain is related to your bust weight, get a new bra. I'm serious, check into it! Good support for the sweater puppies takes a lot of the stress off your back and neck and helps redistribute the weight. Added benefit: they'll look wonderful! Wide shoulder straps, extra boning, and support gussets help a…

It wasn't my labwork. That came back beautifully, much to my Dr and my surprise. It wasn't my clothes. I hate shopping anyways. It was seeing my mother on 12 different medications. She has Type II Diabetes, and her lipid profile looks like sheer hell. She can't walk a mile without dying, her joints are falling apart, and…

McDonald's offers a Happy Hour, $1 off any McCafe beverage between certain hours (like 3-5) or something. Being poor sleep-deprived nursing students, we'd often swing through, 5 of us in a van, and order their $1 coffees, large, with whatever people wanted in it, for seven cents after tax. Best deal ever. :drinker: Until…

No. Just, no. I don't scale my food. Sorry, but that brings back way too many bad memories of being anal-retentive about eating to the point of just not eating. 1 pizza from a box is one freaking from a box, and 40 cals is NOT that much. I usually leave a 100-200 cals in my limit for estimation issues. You do what you need…

I've tried this twice last semester, but the oats were still quite chewy and somewhat lumpy. I don't know if they are supposed to be that way or not.

Agreed! How rude is it of some people to come onto a calorie counting, health and fitness website, to ask a board for advice because what they are doing isn't working anymore, and then complain that they are telling you to do what the website was built for, with the experience that it has worked for them, and assert that…

Lol I thought it was a rephrase of a lyric from Lightning Does the Work.

I can understand a lot of your nervousness. I think much of it will blow off once you work out a routine and get settled. If you can, rent a locker. It is so helpful to have a place to consistently store things and always return to. I don't know what your showers are like, but the showers here at the little gym I go to…

Well that escalated quickly. :embarassed: I was thinking more like a tazer. I hear they are the in-thing this year.

I get hungry around 9:30 most nights. I usually just drink a big glass or two of water and head to bed at 10:30. I'm mostly thirsty at night anyways, so I attend to the more important need. Along with the awesome snacks others suggested, I might suggest rearranging the calorie allotment for each meal. Maybe shave a few…

Next time you see her, preemptively start screaming "Don't kill me, I swear I don't have the money!!" and sprint off in the other direction screaming. Or pepper spray her back. It will be fun, like a grown ups version of freeze tag. ETA: I read the other thread. I go with the adult freeze tag.

There are plenty of new posts everyday. Some days I am not able to check the forums. This week has been different as I was couchbound for the weekend and was given more time to run amok. No one was purposely shunning you, your post just got swept up in the daily tide. Looking at your FL, it doesn't seem to have hurt you…

OMG TAKE MY MONEY!!:love:

Close enough for me! :blushing:

Other than her pride? I hope like hell the oven wasn't on.

Perfect!! Now I can rest in peace knowing a cat is running amok all up in here. :smokin:

Excuse me, but I am going to need to see your internet police badge before I take orders. For my safety as well as yours.

From time to time I'll switch from wanting carby stuff (bread, omg, nomnomnom) to wanting salty stuff. At that point I'll eat pickled anything, furikake, and dried cuttlefish. Cucumbers or watermelon with a light sprinkle of salt helps ease the craving while still increasing my water. :)

I'm trying to imagine calorie counting cave art now. Thanks.

Nope, that covers it. There is, however, severe lack of food porn and cat pics in this thread.

Maybe because she asked for advice because her way was no longer working, but when others suggested a different, typically successfully way, she screamed she wasn't going to do anything but what she's already doing? :indifferent: The internet tells me Einstein, or Mark Twain, or Thomas Edison muttered something about…

OMC I love this farking thread. :drinker:

You appear to see everything in black or white. There is no middle ground to you, and the more you shrilly defend yourself, the more it becomes apparent. Sorry that life isn't like that. There is no magical weigh to not think about losing weight while still losing weight. If there was, WE'D ALL BE FIT!! Counting calories…

OP, when you have to resort to rewriting parts of your OP to mesh with your later claims, you might want to sit back and chill a moment. Have a cuppa joe, walk around the house in your slip on shoes, do anything but bang on the keyboard. You went from exercising randomly when you had time to now exercising 4-5 times a…

Ma'am, your biggest problem isn't losing weight or counting calories or remembering to blink. It's that you don't value yourself. Prioritization is a skill, and you seem to not have it or care to use it. You will not prioritize yourself and your health over the rugrat's school project or 5 mins of sleep. You don't care to…