Sockimobi

Funny how some people know it all, including what's best you, eh? And how they are always right, even when your weight loss is staring them in the face. If your colleague is anything like mine, when you're at goal or when she admits to herself that you have lost weight, she'll call you out as being bulimic. After all, how…

Nope, I can't tell this woman anything - she only talks at me, not with me. I probably should (attempt a mission impossible) to explain but I am really liking the winding her up idea. Might start telling her I've either lost 10lb or gained 10lb on a weekly basis just to be totally silly :)

Ha! I am tempted to do that - would be hilarious. Hmmmm ignore her or rub it in her face? *ponder ponder*. I never like to the let the cowbag know she's annoyed me... so this maybe giggle worthy ;)

I wish I could ignore her permanently :laugh: She was off sick for a couple of months and it was brilliant!! :happy:

Mine thinks I am a compulsive eater and keeps making comments on how I've done nothing but eat all day. She offers unwanted diagnosis of medical problems I don't have (I drink at least 2 litres of water at work, that means I am diabetic, apparently). She stares at me and then makes comments about my appearance. Apparently…

Good idea! The previous attack was from nowhere though. I was just getting an apple from my bag and failing at it - due to all the rustling she asked "Do you have a stash of food down there? Your breakfast seems to be lasting all day" etc etc I guess I could just not respond.

She's making me feel like I don't want to eat anything at my desk as I know she's clocking everything I eat (we have no break out area - and I don't want to eat in my car). The vending machine thing was because the bananas at home were too green to take. They do have healthy(ish) bars in the machine which was my intention…

Bwahaha this thread made my lunch break worth taking today. Funny funny MFPers!

Aww I can't help you, I deactivated that **** nearly 3 months ago. Now my life is drama and attention *kitten* free :) Just add him and then you can creep your heart out :wink:

Boo - they are just referred to as "fizzy drinks" where I am from. Boringville.

Congratulations! You look great and your little boy is adorable!

Why do you need / want it done on the NHS?

I like the birds!! My tatt is shat, so won't I be posting it! Never pretend you're 18 when you're a stupid 16 year old!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You're either hilarious or not. Edited to add: Or is that "You're either hilarious, or not". I am crap at punctuation also.

*off I am useless at grammar and I know it :sad:

I'm really not about to explain the joke here. But there is one.

Ahem. Nope. Its definately the wright hear.

OMG. It's "hear" not "here".

*hear

Translation? I can read the words but I have no idea what they mean :indifferent:

Mmmm chocolate pineapple. Unfair! I went to a higher ed college that was founded by George Cadbury and George Hamilton Archibald . It's just down the road from Cadbury world, which is in a town called Bournville. Cadbury's make a choccy bar named after the town :) Cadbury world smells amazing - though you leave feeling…

That's what upgrades are for.

Nah, it ain't. Edit to add: My comment refers to Cadbury's originally being Australian. http://www.cadbury.com.au/About-Cadbury/Cadbury-in-Australia.aspx

I wonder what you did to attract that into your life :(

ROFL!!!

I don't believe in fate, luck, karma, positive thinking (in terms of influencing an outcome of an event etc), "laws" of attraction, god, or anything spiritual etc etc I think things are just what they are.

Love those! And Boosts!

I bought one of my best mates a bunch of stuff from here for his bday tomorrow: http://www.americansweets.co.uk/masterfoods-mars-25-c.asp - I particularly like this bunch of candy / choc (derp, is candy "chocolate" or sweets in US lingo?). I reckon I would think Cadbury's is boring if I could just go to the corner shop and…

Your comments always crack me up. Gonna start stalking you I think.

The OP's topic does say "Are most men...."