Sockimobi

It's OK, I didn't take the fat American name calling personally, I'm English. We're all like dead skinny and everything over here (so long as I don't take a look out of my office window).

Socks Kimba Obi My cats. All the usernames I liked were taken already. *shakes fist*

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:sad: He called me fat :cry: But I saw a dog once that was really fat (182lb of can't lick his own bum fat). He wasn't a people :(

I was looking for this too. A male / female split would be good also. My result: You're lighter than the average adult in 0 countries Well, now I just need an average for the weight of female elephants who are 35 years old, stand at 5'9", and I'll fit in somewhere!

Woah, that is huge!!

Great post.

Then you might be asking the wrong question. Loads of great replies here. I especially like the replies asking for simple requests; teeth / hair / pulse. Most women have at least one of those. Most.

Except Diesel do make scents!

I don't have one. Perfume breaks my head with pain if I so much as take a deep whiff of it. So unfair :( I just smell of body oil by Sanctuary.

Assifier? Did you crack up then and there or wait until you were home!

Guess *kitten* doesn't have many cals then? ;)

:sick: :cry: :sick: :cry: I didn't know about this vein. My life is changed. Forever. :brokenheart:

"Deveining is the removal of the gastrointestinal tract of a shrimp, a common part of preparing them for human consumption. The digestive tract is a dark band running from the head to the tail of the animal, where the spine would be if they were vertebrates. In females, the reproductive canal is also in the same area."…

Is *that* what those darks parts are? OMG, gonna puke...

Triplets? Not me, but my brother... damn punks!

Don't do it at home!! My hair is a nice shade of ginger... and that was the hairdresser getting it a bit wrong. If you don't promise not to do it yourself, I'll load a picture of my hair to scare you out of it!! Your hair looks lovely. Could you come to an arrangement with your friend? You could ask for mates rates!

My spelling is fine, but my grammar and my punctuation is just awful. I love gramma Nazis. :heart: I want to be one. :cry:

If you had it right the first time, you wouldn't be spanking your kids.

Wait, you're thinking? :noway: The breeze is wonderful. The view, however, isn't.

Fixed that for you.

Seen it hours ago.

Apparently you make assumptions.

Oh dear. So people can see the error in "wanting" to hit a child. But not the error in just hitting a child? Oooh dear.

Sigh. The emphasis was on child. Why would anyone hit a child? Is that better? Forget the "want" part.

Why would anyone want to hit a child?? :noway:

Yeuch! That is all. Edited to add: Cute baby!!

YEAH! ALL ABSENT FATHERS MUST DIE!!!! Hmmmm and what do you wish for troll-baby? Does troll-baby get any rights to see his troll-dad?

You would prefer this to be real over some trolling?

I think this is some kind of test. One that a lot of people have failed.