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I always think of cougars as 50 somethings chasing 20 somethings for fun not relationships. I was 30 when I got with my partner who was 22 at the time. Still together 5 years on.

Same, but 3 metres away! Then she was slightly blurry :/

Everyone is expecting those questions! Everyone! Not sure you can have standard questions that no one will expect? The point of this question was whatever the person asking it wanted to take from it. And I expect they are happy to hear 101 different responses to it, instead of the same old answers to "why should we hire…

I use Boots own brand 40+ spray stuff. I don't even sunbathe though, I wear that if I am sitting in the shade. No tans here please!

Quoted you before your changed your comment ;)

That I look like a horse? :noway: :cry:

fooooooooooood plz x x x

A horse :sad: Not joking.

Would have been a lot funnier if no-one had replied though... (inc me!)

:noway: :noway:

What??? I thought it was My Fat Pal. I'm in the wrong place.

No nerd discrimination going on here. I have a herd of nerds... not to be confused with geeks. Geeks are not nerds !!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!eleventyone

I don't have any but this is worth a giggle (ouch!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4XFDweEgeU

I thought you would be disappointed. Everyone who has tried to derail it has stayed on topic (of derailing). It's an impossible task :sad: :sad: No wonder you have an evil laugh :devil:

It's not even funny. She is just stating a fact.

Erm, obviously you need to give up work.

I have a dog called Jesus Christ. Always good for lols when I have to call him at the park :)

I don't! I can't stand it, I can't be the only one? Having someone's hands on my back is a nightmare *shudder* I can see how it's relaxing for other people though. Just not me :indifferent: Good luck growing your base of clients OP! I almost became a masseuse until I realised that actually, I don't even like touching other…

I kill mine though, so they don't suck so hard.

This is the worst fail troll thread ever :yawn:

That used to be my tactic. Then I ended up with a bunch of self centred booooring friends who only talked about themselves - and even spoke over me :sad:

Hah cool!!

If perfect is non existent?

No probs. Hope your account didn't killed off in the purge!

Watching Neopets have a meltdown over FQ Cookies

I live here, with everyone one of you. Great, isn't it? ETA: oooh that is bigger than I intended.

Sure I am. My profile is a lie :)

You're a towel :)

Or you can have all the bad food you want and get it all transported out of your gut, leaving the salady bits behind?

Perhaps she doesn't feel the same away about you? :( If she did love you, could she treat you like this? I couldn't treat my fella that way. I couldn't stand to.