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Not the Black Country then hehe!!

I was never interested in them until three years ago when l had one to see what the fuss was about. Big (tasty) mistake.

I thought we were getting charged over the odds, they are £9.99ish here. :frown:

How much does a dozen KK cost in America?

I just meant that obviously someone in your family will know my someone in my family and they'll tell my Mum that I was messing about on here whilst at work and then my Mum will tell her sisters and they will tell my cousins and everyone will know what a slacker I am. Zero punctuation intended.

Moving on...

Bet you won't like my Mum's. She's from Ulster (Northen Ireland) - she can make "I love you, so I do" sound like a scary threat!

It's OK, she's forgiven him and they are now "friends" awww Perhaps he decided to be more like Christian Grey.

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I feel a bit sorry for all the wonderful men out there whose partners wish they were "a little more like Christian Grey".

I will totally admit to finding that movie beyond crappers.

It was Danish bacon from an English store. Bleh bleh. I'm going to stick to Frazzles!

What type of bacon is good bacon? I just read bacon too many times... now it sounds funny in my head... like baykon. :/

Bacon just makes me thirsty :( Booo to bacon.

I like to think younger, but I think people get my age right, mostly. Booo!

It is a bit lame and corny. But not as lame and corny as crying over comic sans :noway:

Aha! Did you make that up? Seen a couple of lame HB jokes, liked "O.M.HB" the best ;)

Due to heat and sunlight :( Drink enough water, wear shades and try to keep cool (no idea how you do that in real heat, we only have fake heat in the UK). Migraines are completely pants.

Gross. Perhaps that's how they ended up not tipping in the first place? Tired of cold / spit ridden slop!

I didn't know you could change your username at all. Good to know!

I have a big butt. I don't care though, it's not like I have to look at it. Pretty comfy to sit on though.

Sorry, but your weight is really your own problem. You don't get to force feed anyone. Wanting to physically force a stranger to the floor for nothing more than her appearance is pretty crappy.

I like the word count: Word Count (ish) "Oh My" - 79 "Crap" - 101 "Jeez" - 82 "Holy (s***/f-word/crap/hell/cow/moses)" - 172 "Inner goddess" - 58 "Subconscious" - 82 As you can see. It's full of crap. Nothing hot about Mr Grey... unless you like your men a bit stalkerish, rapey and 50 shades of f-ed up.

Twiztedbeing - no idea... can't see your face :/

Docs it is then! Thanks :)

My muscles don't hurt - can they still be tight?

I don't have arthritis or any back injuries. At least I hope I don't have arthritis... the shoulder and clavicle popping is recent (legs and elbows has been since I was a kid, it doesn't hurt). Thanks for the replies! PS I really am 100 though.

I also promise never to call you hubby. I did check with my fella as to whether he hated it or not. He doesn't. I call him hubby and we're not even married :tongue:

Yes!! The sole purpose that I looked on this thread, to see if someone would post this hehe!! :flowerforyou: