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🤔 how long before someone fails to see the humor...?

Now we’re talking

My man-card will not allow me to answer that question

Solid rules to live by

Hope this isn’t a repost as I’m late to the party

First date ever was my worst. Took out this fugly girl to get my parents to quit pestering me. Put-put golf and hotdogs rounded out an awkward evening of listless small talk and the epitome of non-attractedness from both sides. Needless to say after I dropped her off a friend of mine caught her later that night getting to…

Dang guess I’m about the only one who liked this thread. Thread started prob shouldn’t have put (clean) in the title

A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The bus driver comments, “that’s the ugliest baby I have ever seen, ugh!” Fuming the woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down. She says to the guy next to her “the driver just insulted me!” The man says, “you go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey…

One guy was asked if his wife was outspoken? “Not by anyone I’ve ever met” he replied

My buddy bill hasn’t spoken to his wife in 6 months. He was raised that it’s rude to interrupt... 👀

Kermit completed a dna test last week. Turns out he is mostly French and a tad-polish 🥁 🥁

What’s the difference between a wife who is 9 months pregnant and a supermodel? Not a dang thing if her husband knows what’s good for him!!!

A rancher went out and counted his cows and found that he had 196, but after rounding them up he found he had 200... 👀

Sad news from Australia this morning... The inventor of the boomerang grenade died during successful testing! 🥁 🥁

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? ...He was outstanding in his field 🥁 🥁

This gal (17 1/2 yrs)

Salty side of the peach state