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No, that would be a hate crime.
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One time I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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Run to the store. Get the oil. Run back. When she wonders where the heck you have been, tell her you had to do it that way so that her death tacos don't kill you. Maybe she will get the point. Whatever happens, though, don't tell her how you feel. It's a trap!
