emivance

Probably deconstructing the inside of a microwave buttered popcorn bag, and licking the inside. I wouldn't recommend it.

I am so sorry, my heart grieves to hear about this. What a wonderful dog, and what a wonderful person you are for having given him such a good life. After a full, long life with you and your family, he will get to die in his sleep with you at his side. No animal could ask for a better end. You are kind and merciful for…

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