george29223 Member

dont do like i did when i metioned a 60 pound weight loss i pulled my shirt up and sqeezed my belly then slaped it back and forth some chanting whos your daddy whos your daddy

tickle tickle heee heee heee

yeah me too i weighed at the neibhors weighed 6 pounds more but luckly for me i heard the meowwwing whew false alarm i had only sat on there cat he was tangled in my g string

yeah i feel your pain i deducted .89 pounds for my unually large .............................. nipples

being single with no kids i went to the local orphanage ..................... um not all soft and fuzzy as this thread appeared it to be

i pee out tiny chuck norrises iam honey badger bad *kitten*

i did it with porn and pretzels eveytime i felt hungry i ate a pretzel then looked at porn .. other than the always being thirsty the near blindness and the unusally hairy palms i stand by this method.....

i also reccomend alternate day fisting

i find women i date tend to want me even more hairy to the point there saving dog shedings and glueing them to me as i sleep , some non sence about the more hairy i am the less they gotta actually see of me

i myself am alittle pisssed when will people accept a 325 pound guy showing off his skills on a sign pole while waiting for traffic to clear , i mean my thong top only shows when i slide down upside down i dont see the big deal

ok its according to boob size and penis lenght

the friends number is based on your weight people have to delete friends as they lose weight

only time i know of i spot reduced was with a well placed bag of ice on my monkey winker

lolll i dont have that trouble they keep deleting meeeeee

yeah i try to pick up chicks with mine

i burned 1000 calories in one day too and didnt lose weight..................... left the dam grill on too long . but illl eat it black illl eat it black

the only reason you dont eat after ten is the nom nom nom noises keeps everyone else awake

i only had one picture left in my camera the day i started my diet but it was the same day i fell for those never ending gain 7 inches enlargement emails so well ii used my last picture for comparson on the failled attempt .......shoulda took the picture for here but i stand by my choice iiiii stand by my choice

look at this guy went wayyyyy down hill opppps my bad the top is what i think i look like when iam drunk the bottom is when i sober up ........... carry on

july 19th fat:hey wake up me and my friends want you to eat its vacation season and we are expecting our fat cousins to arrive any day now me: fat I found something that even you and metablisom cant defeat! fat: nothing can defeat me! me: I relized one single person may not be able to beat you but I found a place that…

whattt happens next stay tuned..............................................

july 7th fat: ninner ninner i called in metabolism and as of 234pm your body has put a halt to anymore removing if fat me: yeah sure july 16th me: ok that was slack of you and i do now relize you wernt kidding about the freeeze in removing fat fat:thats right and theres nothing your you or your creepy little friends will…

june 28th fat:um can we discuss this? me: whats wrong losing some of your friends fat: um i think this has been blownnnn wayyyy outta poportion lets be reasonable me: i will not speak to you about anything fat: ok but be warned ill do what it takes to save my family me: fat this is a battle iam gonna win

june 7th fat:see how much happier i am now new familes of fat are moving in hourly me: i hate you fat fat:i dont care me: well i decided to talk to my mind and ask if courage will come fat: i dont think thats wise me: i dont care what you think fat: we will see june8th me: not only have i got courage to come will power and…

june 3rd fat: lolll emotions arrived with benge eating didnt take 5 minutes to get things back to normal me: iam ready to give up fat i cant take this anymore even will power doesnt seem to want to help me anymore fat: i told you iam waaaaaay to strong and have toooo many friends its best you just give up me: i guess ill…

may 20th fat: lollll lolllll lollll i told you how was that buffet? me: shut up fat: so how about your buddy will power? me:will power is still around fat: yeah but his wife beinge eating showed hium me :yeah for now but will power says he is going to seprate hisself with bienge eating fat:lolllll beinge eating has been…

i can naked hula hoop so fast that if i stop too fast my tiddle wink will tie in a knot ............anyone wanna add me as a friend?

1. You're the size of an ant... what are you going to do? climb your mound see if your home 2. If you had a super power it would be... id be gas man 3. How do you cross a lake? Or how would you like to? like a duck 4. Describe your self in 3 words. tall dark handsum 5. Your most epic holiday was/will be.. tape your titties…

yes we will flirt with anyone online why just the other day i thought i was having cyber sex with a cute girl named mary but it turned out just to be herlamb screwing with me it was easy to spot since lambs have no fingers the texts looked like this khgj vdr oi rtdv nui but the thing that really pissed me off is when we…

my mfp friends support me a great deal i would go out on a limb and say there the jock strap that holds my dieting firm