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why do they call it tom??? because mad cow has already been taken..... lolllll jk

that would be a good diet if you were in a coma , jesus it a samitch will ya

my cat got like that once he ate a ton of grass then started twerking and threw up

the calorie is calorie doesn't concern me but what did is finding out that a underwear band on generic underwear are not as strong as name brand making it much easier to chew through when I was repeatly givin atomic wedgies in school they would always hook the band in my opened mouth, I might not be able to verify the…

i walk too works good . i ran down a sloth and two turtles the other day it was a good nsv

too bad your not a woman order water say your not hungry and eat off everyones plate

been there done that , best advice is dont give up and measure along with weighing you might be suprised by the tape measure

lol i keep picturing me like a giant water bufflo with little cheatas stuck all over me

iam currently looking for women to be in my trail study of the no bra or underwear diet where you walk around bending over picking up imaginary pieces of paper all day

i look for fwb allllll the time i mean yummmmmm friends with bacon!

gawddddddddddddddddddddddddd i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee short women lolllll ill back out slowly as to not scare yall away

you hate bacon too??? woww

lol bacon racist

are the mods here bacon racist??? there around there arounnnnd you know

oh okkkkk ill hold up a splatter screen over your womanly parts thennnn willl you??

trick her into cooking me bacon

never clicked so fast in my life .......my bad thought it said fisting

do thighs come with that shake?

my 5 week prediction is the weird homeless guy will still be stealing underwear off my clothes line and i will still hear him giggling in the forrest as the sun sets sure i sometimes ramdomly shoot my pistol off in the trees but he still giggles he stilll giggles

ohhhhhhh good looking single ladies talking what a perfect time to do my boom chugga lugga walk and look over my shoulder to flutter my eyes

i went to the gym looked in the mirror and to my horror my purse was a summertime color and it being winter gasssssssssp luckly the holes in my underwearless gym shorts distracted the even most dedicated fasion gurus i mean nothing really showed it was just the fact my man scaping needed work and it looked like zztop beard…

ive ate bacon taller than that

my girlfriend lost over 300 pounds of unwanted fat sure i jiggled the locked on the front door like 100 time but after awhile i just got really hungry and walked down the street and laid in the bushes

as long as the fat in my bacon looks the same iiiii dont care

i wanted to try skinny pants too they riped to shreds i tried 6 pair all the same results i guess the worse part of ripping of the 200 hundred worth of pants is all the crying i heard from my girlfriends 16 year old daughter looking at her tore up pants .but hey i wonder what it would be like i stand by my desion

my girlfriend lost her boobs but i kept yelling finally her two kids came running back

i lost three socks and two pair of underwear my first week what worldwind week that was

nice job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone here knows how tough this weightloss thing is keep up the good work!!!!!

i stared in a porno once. well truthfully it was security footage outside some ladies window but none the less i hid for months due to the popularity

he wants her to smell his panties