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I blame global warming.

Ermmm.....I decline to answer on the basis that any answer might incriminate me. “I.....like....big.....butts and I can’t deny....”

:D

That’s a bit harsh on Jo. I’d say she’s more of a small moon lol

*beep beep beep beep*

Thank god....I felt my arm being pulled in from its gravitational force ;)

I see the gossip hotline has started before he has even shown up lol

Pigeon-holing me already? Terrible behaviour.

Can you make your head pop off too? Don’t brag. A nod will suffice :D

There’s nothing wrong with a big hole....as long as she knows when to keep it shut :D

Do you know any other poses? ;) not that I’m complaining-you’ve clearly mistressed it.

Are you a visitor or a lodger?

What if someone had a phobia of animals??

Sexual discrimination ;) way to break our hearts.

What’s the ulterior motive? I haven’t been to a Tupperware party. Is it bring your own food?

When you say you need more pros and cons I assume you’re not talking about writing a bikini training programme. What exactly do you mean by a bikini or booty guide?

And then the super athlete upside down in your profile pic? Or is that what you did to his body? Lol

Just so you know when you say alas, it means you’re disappointed :D Good role model though

She saw “high paying clients” and probably read estate as “escort”.....

She prefers to be called Auntie :D

Indeed there were. Doesn’t seem to have made any difference to the humidity though. We demand our air back

Thought you were going to say wait a year or two and then she’d be old enough to date him :D

Related to Chuck Norris from the sounds of it.

You just want to get me out of my wet clothes :D P.s you missed the first mate meaning; this is why you aren’t Captain ;)

That’ll be one less homeless person on the streets then.....

I wouldn’t say it was all lies. Your feelings for him weren’t. I’m sure that all the laughs you both had weren’t lies either. He chose to stay with you for 15 years so that has to say something about you as a person.

I don’t know....you look like my first mate :D

What were the deal breakers you proved to be false?

Definitely the belle of the ball now.

Wow. Didn’t take you long at all. Good work. Can’t be easy with a new born