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I would want Bill Murray to live forever. Can I freeze my choice until he's dead?
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Please consider sharing as your New Years resolution. If you have all the snacks, we have none. Don't be like that.
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Granted: used your abs as the logo. PR requires you to sell them door-to-door, shirtless. Have you seen those new hover boards? You have to ride one during. Hover board. Wish Jay had more time to go door-to-door
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Granted: you are now stranded on a 5' by 5' tropical island that will be swallowed by the tide for 5 hours until the tide goes out; how long can you hold your breath? Good luck! Wish she had scuba gear.
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I like snacks. And stuff.
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'Xactly. And the truth was spoke by 'Neato.
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Granted: Santa brought you puppy Cujo. I guess it's your fault for how he turns out. Live with that guilt. I wish she had focused on her nurturing skills.
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Hockey is one sport I actually like to watch. I've seen the Capitals play many times. I respect the skating, fighting, score-pointing combination.
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Let's just say....I have my ways....
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Because....you're worth it. (On the hotline phone to Santa now. This will be corrected.)
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PS- this is what a fancy napkin looks like. Yep. Happy Holidays!
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Um...hello, girl. That is what fancy napkins and hand vacs are for. Did you *Not* get a hand vac from Santa?! (Try harder to be good then, I guess! I dunno...)
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Blow something up?!
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Your favorite snack cracker?! I understand this.
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This cracked me up; it's just so...thorough?
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If I were in your situation, an hour would be my limit, since you live in described BFE. Personally, 45 minutes was always my rule, otherwise life is being seriously shortened by commute. : / (don't forget to live)
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Freaking adorable. The *best* bathroom selfie Ever. Girl, you sparkle. Much respect for keeping that bathroom spotless.
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ps- somehow you still look good, @Sugar_Pill. Those are bad$$ filters.
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Does somebody need to dial 911?! What is happening over there. Candy did this? Lay off the sugar, girl.
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You sort of look like an angel with special electric hair powers. Sorry.
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^ he looks like a Duckie. People stop and feed ducks all the time. It's a tranquil pastime. Children play with duckies in the tub.
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Is goof the new cute?! You people must be doing this all wrong. You all have not touched unflattering.
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May I suggest meditation. The cool thing about life is that people are free to be their own brand of crazy. This is your time. Continue to flow with it.
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^ try again. Still cute. Extra points for curled hair.
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Cute girl attempts unflattering photo. Fails. Becomes Internet sweetheart.
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You people make me giggle often. (Many times intentionally.) And we mutually tolerate borderline obsessive fitness and food related stuff. We praise one another for it. Who else would?! It's not normal, for sure.
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I'm hoping that Santa will finally lose and keep off that 75 lbs. Lay off the cookies; do some push-ups. Spend more time with the Mrs. Let the elves relax. He owes me nothing.
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You are so naturally pretty. You don't need a filter. I mean, if beauty *really* is on the inside. Hidden. Hidden where no one can ever, ever find it. Go, girl!
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Look what you've done, 'Neato.