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This actually makes so much sense. You are wise and helpful. It is known.

Meh...he knows I don't care.

You are the wind beneath my wings.

This is the part where I flatter you and beg to stay?! Cue?

Don't forget about the part where the deleted people realize they must be boring...ouch!

All my KiK are naked snack crackers. Is that ok?!

Dear OP, this thread changed my life. I thank you.

It depends where they are on the journey. And how often they post to the selfie thread. And whether they support their country by eating non-imported snack crackers. Looks are unimportant.

Sarcastic answer: Please refer to Urban Dictionary to understand the "chill" and don't mention your kids and Netflix, *like ever*, again. These hip kids are *always* making up new slang references. Serious answer: HuLu.

Part of being civilized is offering any person who crosses your home's threshold a delicious snack cracker. And a beverage. (American made.) (To support the empire.)

I *had* Cheese-its, which I devoured and regretted. I *have* wheat crackers on hand, because I'm civilized and a good American. So, that's a yeah. Crackers.

Granted: you finally catch that penguin after a 40 year goose chase across the frozen tundra...you're an old, half frozen man with a weird story missing a few digits to frost bite. Life well spent? I dunno. Wish: the concept was easy to grasp

I like hummus and veggies. Wheat crackers make their way into rotation. What's your fix?

granted: you are not a horrible person for spitting out coffee- you are now an internet celebrity; its on a repeat Internet loop and you will never escape infamy. Make the most of it: Sign a book deal. Get a reality show. Welcome to your new life. Wish: she could be happy with the simple life.

Granted: Winter is coming. It's personified and it's coming for you. It's hard, cold and it intends to Avalanche you with its full fury. Better wear mittens. Wish I could drink hot cocoa and watch that.

Here to shame you for misuse of the winkie face. Feel the shame.

Fun is in my name. I can't go into more detail. Jackie is a better person. Swap some recipes with her.

Walk away, girl.

I dabble in the female arts, painting nails a few times a month and war paint only on special occasions.

Granted: you have to crawl. And do burpees. Go, girl. Wish: there was not so much traffic for her to dodge along the way.

Ha. I just have to jump in here with Cher advice... Pencil, cookie, cupcake...

Why...?!?....must EVERYTHING be so hard.

Granted: you have more time...because you are doing time in a Maximum security prison. Your wardrobe is plenty plain though. How long does it take to zip up an orange jumper? Wish: Orange was the new Black

See?!

This country was built on, and runs on, favorite snack crackers.

You should always be having a snack. (If you are a real American).

Are you suggesting there is no "now"?!

This is a bold approach. I respect your honesty. Please post selfies everyday in the multiple selfie threads to become popular. Photos of You eating all the snacks would be a great twist. She's got IT. She's got IT and she's not sharing IT.

Granted: it doesn't anymore, so the balance of power has been thrown cosmically off; there are so many good people with good intentions who hold absolute power now...but Jay...good intentions pave a road to...a bad place. Thanks a lot for ruining everything trying to make it better. Wish Jay would leave well enough alone,…