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I never got to find out when she got her braces off though. (#willalwaysbewondering)

"I think I'm mature enough so back off" - in honor of a rule-breaking 13 yr old. Or troll. Whichever.

How 'bout-

Doesn't know you. Gets royally excited anyway.

Hooray for bow ties! Extra game points if your name is Bryan.

This was a spin-off theme thread. It's pair was closed, so the joke is free to evolve into cheers for Brian/Bryans everywhere. And we all are lovable idiots in our own special ways.

Welcome to the curves club if you were born with an *kitten*. Just don't act like one.

A lover of music? Everyone has curves. It's when you start comparing them to others that yours suddenly become...whatever enough/not enough. And there is not much attractive about envy. Admire someone, sure. Not super healthy-minded to rest your self-appreciation on comparisons.

They do not. And I'm correct about that.

Zombie brain Flash!!!

Are you calling out brain discrimination?

I don't think I'd turn down the opportunity to see brains, in action. It just always looks good; is inspiring.

I love a quality brain: there is thinking, humor, good judgement. It's all just great. Little brains, big brains. Saggy brains.

I was just thinking, when a guy shows you his brains, it can really make your day. It's worthy of admiration.

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She requires 100% attention. Drop everything now.

My interest in pizza is high. Cheese is big for me and slices require 100% Attention.

But.....how's he gonna be awesome now?

Which brah bullied you? We can sit him in the corner. You had goals to meet.

In some cases, you shouldn't even.

Not to mention...what defines a woman. Laughs.

Supposed to. Supposed to. Needs to. Yikes.

When I'm not dropping it, I pop it in a clutch. Because clutches are cute. They fit an iPhone and one stick of gum.

Are you calling your friends *kittens*? Just checking. Heh.

;) We are officially bonded. ;)