Cindy4FunFit Member

I've got 99 problems but my height ain't one. (And I'm 5'1")

I think you just got called out, girl. Are you in the dentist waiting room or something?

Girl, before you hit the salon.... This is The Blob: This is The LOB haircut and it's fabulous:

Sweeeet ride. I'm also sporting a 2003 silver, Honda Civic: Welcome to the Good Life! I will drive this car until I bury it.

Got it, need it, got it, need it....

Relax. The invite was that blank text you received at 2am. Hold it up to a strobe light to read it.

I just took an impromptu poll on Facebook and this guy is right. Ladies are always looking. It's shameful, really. But now you know.

Might as well cancel the whole damn thing. I'm just gonna eat this party platter myself.

Great. He was my ride. Unreliable. Eye roll.

Not a chance I'd eat that. Kinda kicks off my gag reflex to even consider it. I give it a "7" on the ewww scale.

That is so.....French. Oui?

We are all just lukewarm and that's alright.

Oh, no. Now we have to interpret the silences. (No likes?! Self esteem crashes....) This may lead to heartache for the sensitive.

Maybe this will inspire more awesome in us?! Here's hoping!

I validate you.

I am so gonna hoard my awesomes.

You go, girl! Go short & sassy.

But the stolen lunch thing...that was truth. Sure.

Karen....I love you

Correct. Pretty sure your apron strings get cut from you in shame if you forget the bacon.

It wasn't meant to be an equal analogy. But, thanks for noticing.

Good thing he doesn't know where you work. Might also steal your lunch. (Had to. Previous thread tie in joke).

Anyone who says they like Burpees is probably lying.

Not professional or a wise move while on duty, but OP would you report an attractive waitress who did the same thing? Or just feel flattered and move along.

It's like, if you are going to Trust Fall into the arms of anyone on the Internet, choose someone from MFP. (Their arms are stronger.)

Yeah- we have had our disagreements. It bounces when thrown. (Kidding. No scale Abuse here.)

This is the Taylor sold right alongside the WW one. It was around $40, shows body fat % and has been accurate and takes a beating from me. But Amazon has the most helpful reviews for comparison sake. I just think it's pretty though: My chrome (sometime friend, sometime enemy):

Bring it in for a group hug.

Someone will always be awake in a global community. That's how the sun works. Kind of comforting in a way. While you sleep, Japan's got your back.