weevil66 Member

Wassup.

I was going to make an utter pig of myself and say..."as many as it takes for him to relinquish the goods," but I am a sweet middle-aged lady who would never say such a thing. Nonetheless, if a woman does the asking she should pay. Eta to add the rest of my post.. But i thinkbin my past if one party paid one time the other…

See, now I am going to go out and 1. join a gym, 2. get applebottom jeans and bootie shorts, 3. get fur boots, 4. get a hoodie, and 5. start chewing gum. I have the texting covered.

I thought the boots with fur were supposed to be worn with shorty shorts and a hoodie.

It depends on the balls.

Shirataki noodles, chicken breast, tomatoes.

They try to make me use the interweb at work but I tell them the computer says no. http://youtu.be/WOdjCb4LwQY

I report your repotrment!

edited out because that song rocks

I disagree!

I have co-workers like that. Drives the rest of us nuts. I also have co-workers who leave cupboard doors and drawers open and those plastic straps on cases of paper laying on the ground where people can get caught up in then. The worst part of it is that some of the culprits are on the facility 's safety committee.

For real. That sort of thing bugs me too.

My beautiful soulful eyes. Oh. Wait.

<<hands head in shame>>> i actually like rice cakes.

Yay! We would be the perfect threesome. Except I am probably old enough to be you moms. And I would shamelessly be using the two of you to keep my Harrah's Total Rewards points active and a pass to the 24-hour Buffet of Buffets.

aiyeeeee!!!! I better eat a hamburger. Except I don't eat ham.

But will weight loss make my boobs shrink? I hope not because I am down to almost nothing. Any more and my pimentos will look like pepitas.

I had a neighbor who would listen to Michael Jackson's "bad" for hours on end. As soon as the song was over s/he would start it all over again. This went on for days. At full volume. I hate that song.

I really should backlight my eyes.

Spontaneous trip to a casino.

I eat it with a smile and a wink.:happy:

Since I can't be trusted with fire or sharp objects I am going to sit back and wait for the firemen after Mikey1976 burns his dinner.

I say, what did my Saggy chakras ever do to you? = (

On my way there!

Applaudes!

Me too. = ( I wonder if coffee has legs.

My kimchee tostada was a failure.

Which is exactly why I, for one, heartily endorse not wearing pants.

Great. Now I have that "wheels on the bus go round and round" song rolling around in my head. Thanks.

Just as an aside, would you trust me? My profile isn't blue. It's a painting of a souless man with no eyes.