weevil66 Member

Wow. I know she is your friend but what a *****y thing to say to you. It's YOUR instagram to post what you like. If she doesn't like it she could move along. Sheesh.

"A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly…

Rats. I was looking forward to that read. Eta fixed the quote i think. The kindle is being a quote b-*tch and skipping around.

You have about 975 or so words to go.

eeeerrrrrrr......heheheh. MyChocolateDiet cannot handle the long ones.

What chick in the sidebar?

The madcap sidekick to the by-the-books police officer.

I have some Asics Gel Contends at the moment and they are working out well.

I can pick things up with my toes.

Will I get a thigh gap when the blob is done?

I barfed up Cactus Cooler when I was a kid. Shudder. Can't stand that stuff to this day. Doritos are a good thing however. We made nachos out of them and they tasted great.

I am going to buy her a pancake tomorrow to see what happens. If I am absent tomorrow that means she shoved that pancake in my face.

You called?

My friend is mean when she eats pancakes.

Here I sit broken hearted Tried to s*it and only sharted.

I don't either. Yay for us. No more TOM. **** yeah!

Good idea. The bonus is there is caramel ice cream in the freezer.

On a side note, I am pretty sure that I am having a hot flash right now.

Mmm...you said the p-word.

I like Toasty Os. I usually eat them as a snack at work.

Yes. Yes it will. Not really. I like fast food on occasion too but I couldn't resist letting you know that fast food will stalk you and steal the catnip. The kid and dogs are okay though.

Excuse me while I faint. I hearts sesame chicken. Thank you for posting this.

Maybe you could get one of those knobs for your steering wheel. That might help. I saw one in a movie.

Awesome. It took penishead and didn't * it out.

Fart in their general direction or point at them and scream "A pox upon you, you unethical road penishead."

Do the cute men that were running around the track count as fast food? I kept chasing after them but they outran me.

"Don't eat butter or your hair will fall out." I grew up and shaved my head so she was kind of right.

You are welcome. This poor kitty unicorn looks angry. But then again, you might be angry too if you had to wear a big sex toy on your head.

The Business "Guiness Boys"

I think I am going to go out shopping now and maybe even buy some gear at Sports Authority and then grab some fast food at Panda Express or Burger King.