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Unless you are like my colleagues who put bread in the toaster oven, set it on broil instead of toast, walk away, and ignore it until it not only catches on fire but makes the fire alarms to go off, other panicky co-workers to foolishly open the toaster oven door adding fuel to the fire and causing flames to shoot out ,…

Here you go! http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/291632-cauliflower-pizza-crust?hl=cauliflower+pizza btw I snuck veggies like kabucha into things like scrambled eggs and on nachos and my husband never realized it. Heheheheh...

No. You look lovely

What about the cauliflower crust pizza? Grind up a bit of broc in with that, throw some cheese on top, maybe some pepperoni or something and they may never know........bwahahahahaha.. The pizza is good too. I ate it three times last week. It was a big cauliflower.

Hold on a second. You are 39 and you have a date with a hot 28-year old chef? You go girl! Seriously though, I didn't think your question was dogging on the guy or even saying you wouldn't go out with somebody with a facial disfigurement. You said flat out that you were going out and he was a lovely guy. You were asking…

17in monitor Cubicle walls We will be fine because we could google how to fight like chuck norris and hire the A Team online to rescue us

Bahahahaha....... I remember reading an editorial in my old college paper some years ago. The husband said that for their first Thanksgiving as a married couple, his wife made a turkey. Or rather she tried to. She stuffed it with unpopped popcorn and the turkey exploded in the oven.

Note to self....remove hello kitty sparkly email backgound and motivational quote "turn that frown upside down because when you have lemons make lemon cheesecake" before mailing blairbear.

You should leave a jar of peanut butter on her desk. And a spoon. And a big red heart.

Young lady, you are wildly out of control. I heartily suggest you look for your nearest Peanuts Anonymous group before you hit rock bottom and eat peanut butter.

So I flew on Virgin Atlantic to Lapland for a fun-filled week at the Ice Hotel.

i'M not responding to Halos post but his avatar. Where have you been? I think you are my long lost brother!

Have you been watching "Married With Children" again? hahahhaha!!!

Sashimi and anythin. Okra and anything. Spam and anything. Clowns and anything.

*that would be running in circles. Stupid kindle

I am torn between responding Scratch my nuts or Scream 'I am the pumpkin queen all kneel before me and worship me!" whilst running inlcles and flapping my arms. During that time I would be wearing a batman costume. Or actually I wouldnt be since I would never do that in public.

My dad has luck with romaine lettuce

Have you seen badger badger badger yet?

Get out of my way Bruce Wayne, there's a new bat in town...me!! Edited to add Nevrovr. Get out of our way bruce! Unless it is bruce willis because he is cool

I am sorry about your fake sugar/gastro-intestinal issues, but it is classic that somebody three machines down started coughing. I would probably have left too, but would be chuckling to myself and then tell some of my fartypants friends.

I guess the bottom line is you don't ask her up to see your etchings. Or as previously stated, put her hand on your penis. This also rules out putting your penis through the hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket. I think Juliecat1 worded it well.

I never wore my wedding ring to the gym or when we did physical things *ie tree trimming etc.

Yay! Rock on... i love it.

If it were me then ai would ptobably have a chat withbthem and ask them to let you know when they wanted to pick sone fruit etc. They may not realize that they aee being rude.

I am compelled to state for the record that I do in fact, have one red Swingline stapeler

I had some frozen yogurt the other day from Hagen Daz. Yum.

Here's a recipe from calorie count, my dad used to his like this only I think he added some napa cabbage http://caloriecount.about.com/hawaiian-chop-steak-recipe-r413582

Maybe some Hawaiian Chop Steak? You could probably use less shoyu to dial down the sodium

I suddenly feel like making crockpot cheeseburgers

Oh dear lord, that was funny.......