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Mine is at 1300 or so. I usually hit around that even though my log doesn't always reflect it. I forget sometimes to add a snack or something.

But what if they bribed you with the crockpot cheeseburgers?

yes to everybody as long as they like casinos, coffee, and the occasional doughnut

Bless you for that. I used to tell a guy I briefly dated..."Looking is fine but you cross the line when you need a napkin to wipe up the drool."

Lord help me, I need to send one of those to my mother-in-law. Bless her heart, she would be torn between laughing her *kitten* off and pretending to be aghast.

Hi fuggin bored. My name is Weevil, Weevil69. Damn nice to meet you.

No. Bald is beautiful...

And just how many Darrens were there on Bewitched anyways

At the local gym my co-worker saw our other co-worker in a bikini and flipflops riding an exercise bicycle

"However I did not have the power to converse with the ducks in a language we could both understand. Also neither of them asked me to fill in a survey so they and their workmates could determine who to befriend. And they didnt have their tits out on a profile of themselves. Or a coquettish eyes down, nobody understands me…

1. no 2. yes

Maybe they go to the redneck bar behind my apartment.

Egg white omelet with tomatoes, mushrooms, and salsa. Sometimes I live on the wild side and get a quesadilla.

Personally, I would like to know why the redneck bar behind my apartment has karaoke 5 nights a week. Once a week is more than enough.

Bald is beautiful!

These pants don't make my butt look big.

Weevil69 said "Don't worry. I have ham.,"

I had an uncle nicknamed Ben. Yes, he was from Hawaii

Sprayed weevil69 in the eye

Baking some muffins, experimenting with a recipe I came up with for a mini-loaf of bread, and being thankful that it is Friday. When it cools down, maybe I can take a walk. To the boba shop. Just kidding. To the ice cream shop.

The stuffed green angry bird pig head snorts when his ear is squeezed, and when he is kicked, he rolls nicely across the room. Or flies depending on how hard I kick him.

Ok edited to say the ok was a response to being told to haul butt over to the other thread

I don't have cats but I have a stuffed green angry bird pig head.

Oh oh. I actually have most of the ingredients on hand, and can improvise with the rest. I might be forced to bake some of these this weekend....they sound yumtastic. Thank you for sharing

Mmmmm....chocolate chip.....

I lucked out. I got the ad for cream cheese, and then one for liposuction.

Just say No to the dough. Wait. What kind of dough are we talking about and will you share it?

I can't believe I sat there and watched most of that. I did fast forward to the end because I was hoping the one smiley would poke the other one in the eye or something. I was disappointed. At least I can get a cat

Now I am sad....:sad:

Does menopausal fit under the mean and irritable category?