boldtsmith Member

Nip it in the butt. The proof is in the pudding. We need to cut bait.

someone is thinking private thoughts.

"I'm still just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love me." Notting Hill

Split infinitives and unique with a qualifier (you’re really unique)!

"I can't find my mommy, can you help me?" Of course I was four at the time but it worked like a charm :smokin:

I've been watching the olympic trials and haven't seen a woman athlete yet that I wouldn't be proud to get slapped by for staring!

And I'm so glad you didn't walk home :smokin:

It might be time to throw out the scale and just use the mirror. You're doing great; don't let a machine convince you otherwise.

Watch the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes" and either do what Kathy Bates did and just serve healthy meals...TAWANDA! Or do what Idgy did and eat your hubby...the secret's in the sauce :bigsmile:

No way...my boobs are bigger!

Natalie Wood

To increase your endurence you run farther; to increase your speed you must run faster. Just don't try to do both on the same day. Speedwork gets your body used to how it feels to run at a given pace. Good luck!:wink:

Orange juice ruduced over medium heat to about 1/4 volume. Add sesamee oil, teryaki sauce, and some balsamic all to taste (small amounts). Wilt your salad by using it warm or chill it. Yum!

You let your kid use TP? What do you do with all your junk mail?

That awkward moment when you're entering you're response about awkward moments and one of your direct reports walks in and asks what you're writing... new topic: being the boss

"Baby Mine" from Dumbo

"Love's Recovery" Indigo Girls

The Roches - "Broken Places":sad:

Raw hot dogs are just bologna :bigsmile:

When I was in grad school and living on cupons and rice a roni, I ate pork chops that smelled like fish--I just cooked 'em extra and smothered them in BBQ sauce. YUMMY!

"people who couldn't defend themselves if they got attacked by a quadriplegic midget. " :sad: Hey, that guy was way tougher than he looked! great post

"The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts."

“To serve man” IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!!

The only scale you need to worry about is the mirror...and you don't need to be worried at all!

I put them in before I drink them or eat dinner. Then I adjust what I plan to eat for dinner! :drinker:

Yes! We should all be like bonobos...all they do is fluck.

"Every woman in the world needs to realize...It takes less energy to do it yourself than it does to locate said man, and fuss about it. I am surrounded by the male species (2 boys, 1 man) in my house, so its just easier to do it myself. NOW, if one of you can tell me what is up with the aim, I would gladly like to hear…

When we went to an all-inclusive for our honey moon, I tipped everyone with a pulse on our first day, up front before we got any service, with what is called the golden handshake (money in my palm moving into theirs). We were treated like gods all week and I tipped again on the last day.

Listen shrimp, you’re going to make a lot of anemones here with that attitude! You better clam up before there’s a feeding frenzy.

I tried eating high crabs once just for the halibut, but I got a wicket contact buzz.